30-gAy Publishes Hurricane Forecast

[30gAy]

Associated Press: Miami

Today in a press conference attended by area Emergency Planners, Insurance Representatives, and members of the Tito Fuentes Fan Club(they had the room booked for later); renouned Hurricane Forecaster 30-gAy made his annual predictions on the ongoing storm season.

"Basically, I see a hurricane headed for Virginia Beach at some point.", said 30-gAy "because that is where Pat Robertson is."

He went on to explain that "since Pat has been forecasting disasters to strike every location and person that disagrees with his narrow minded world view, the posibility that a storm would hit him is just too funny to fathom. And I believe that God has a sense of humor."

Brushing off criticism about the rather late timing of his message, given that hurricane season started June 1, 30-gAy responded testedly, "I kinda lost track of time, what with the whole new season of Project Runway drawing my attention. I bet you don't give Dr. Gray, that media whore, as much criticism."

 

[Mango]

:rofl:

 

[DD]

 

[Allifunn]

Did you have any consultants helping you make these scientific predictions?

 

[seagrovelover]

:clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1:

 

[Biff]

"since Pat has been forecasting disasters to strike every location and person that disagrees with his narrow minded world view, the posibility that a storm would hit him is just too funny to fathom. And I believe that God has a sense of humor."

 

[Franny]

you are such a hoot 30-gay. ..are you coming to de par=tay???

 

[Allifunn]

you are such a hoot 30-gay. ..are you coming to de par=tay???

Oh...I hope he shows up! :clap_1:

 

[Rita]

Associated Press: Miami
................. He went on to explain that "since Pat has been forecasting disasters to strike every location and person that disagrees with his narrow minded world view, the posibility that a storm would hit him is just too funny to fathom. And I believe that God has a sense of humor." .........

:rofl:
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[30gAy]

you are such a hoot 30-gay. ..are you coming to de par=tay???

Exactly what par-tay would you be refering too?