Oh well, why didn?t you say so earlier???.may I propose:
The 30-gAy Talk and Variety Show
One part Howard Stern (only the strippers will all be male), one part Garrison Keillor (only the music will be show tunes and disco), and one part Rush Limbaugh (??..no change in format here, as clearly this will serve as the comedy segment).
We?ll all sit around popping oxycotin and wax idiotic about the state of local affairs.
Here?s a short list of my proposed co-hosts and features:
Trannies on Tour -3 local transvestites tour the area, reporting on local happenings.
30-Amen ? Local news, from a Christian, heterosexual male perspective.
Anderson 180 ? not as good as that CNN show but only half as mindless.
If you thought I was obnoxious here, you ain?t seen nothing yet.