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A Grayton Beach Memoir/Summer Heat and Jesus

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It was the summer of 2006. Alberto loomed on the horizon as she drove into sleepy Grayton Beach. She thought of all the days she'd spend in the sunn and she thought of..........all the men's bumms she would see. How soon could she wait until she graced the Red Bar and.........saw barefootguy, as his friends called him. The last time she'd seen him, he'd been stung by a jellyfish, and DuneDog, the lifeguard, had peed on the sting to stop the pain. She wished she could think of SunnyDaze and not have such a yearning to see him again. She parked her car outside the...........Big Daddy's Bike Shop and Kayak rental...and went inside. She saw Karen, a friend from Seasider High, who was now married to an eyemd. They hugged and she asked....is Bill around? She was thinking of inviting him over to the Wash-A-Way, but she was not sure he would want to come. Maybe she should rent a kayak, but then she remembered.....

... that the Sunn would be ruining the funn by sending the temps soaring to above 102F degrees for the afternoon. She also thought about the taste of salt in her mouth from swimming in the Gulf yesterday. Her lips had swollen like the lips on a fish. Earlier that morning, datafox42 had sent her a love note on her myspace page. He wanted to meet her for a cup of tea at...
 
It was the summer of 2006. Alberto loomed on the horizon as she drove into sleepy Grayton Beach. She thought of all the days she'd spend in the sunn and she thought of..........all the men's bumms she would see. How soon could she wait until she graced the Red Bar and.........saw barefootguy, as his friends called him. The last time she'd seen him, he'd been stung by a jellyfish, and DuneDog, the lifeguard, had peed on the sting to stop the pain. She wished she could think of SunnyDaze and not have such a yearning to see him again. She parked her car outside the...........Big Daddy's Bike Shop and Kayak rental...and went inside. She saw Karen, a friend from Seasider High, who was now married to an eyemd. They hugged and she asked....is Bill around? She was thinking of inviting him over to the Wash-A-Way, but she was not sure he would want to come. Maybe she should rent a kayak, but then she remembered.....

... that the Sunn would be ruining the funn by sending the temps soaring to above 102F degrees for the afternoon. She also thought about the taste of salt in her mouth from swimming in the Gulf yesterday. Her lips had swollen like the lips on a fish. Earlier that morning, datafox42 had sent her a love note on her myspace page. He wanted to meet her for a cup of tea at...the Frothy Frog, but feared her lips would frighten him away. She'd been dreaminofFL for so long, and now that she was here, it somehow seemed surreal as she stared at the...
 
It was the summer of 2006. Alberto loomed on the horizon as she drove into sleepy Grayton Beach. She thought of all the days she'd spend in the sunn and she thought of..........all the men's bumms she would see. How soon could she wait until she graced the Red Bar and.........saw barefootguy, as his friends called him. The last time she'd seen him, he'd been stung by a jellyfish, and DuneDog, the lifeguard, had peed on the sting to stop the pain. She wished she could think of SunnyDaze and not have such a yearning to see him again. She parked her car outside the...........Big Daddy's Bike Shop and Kayak rental...and went inside. She saw Karen, a friend from Seasider High, who was now married to an eyemd. They hugged and she asked....is Bill around? She was thinking of inviting him over to the Wash-A-Way, but she was not sure he would want to come. Maybe she should rent a kayak, but then she remembered.....

... that the Sunn would be ruining the funn by sending the temps soaring to above 102F degrees for the afternoon. She also thought about the taste of salt in her mouth from swimming in the Gulf yesterday. Her lips had swollen like the lips on a fish. Earlier that morning, datafox42 had sent her a love note on her myspace page. He wanted to meet her for a cup of tea at...the Frothy Frog, but feared her lips would frighten him away. She'd been dreaminofFL for so long, and now that she was here, it somehow seemed surreal as she stared at the...

...beautiful calming water. She decided to ditch datafox and instead began walking down the beach in search of...
 
It was the summer of 2006. Alberto loomed on the horizon as she drove into sleepy Grayton Beach. She thought of all the days she'd spent in the sunn and she thought of..........all the men's bumms she would see. How soon could she wait until she graced the Red Bar and.........saw barefootguy, as his friends called him. The last time she'd seen him, he'd been stung by a jellyfish, and DuneDog, the lifeguard, had peed on the sting to stop the pain. She wished she could think of SunnyDaze and not have such a yearning to see him again. She parked her car outside the...........Big Daddy's Bike Shop and Kayak rental...and went inside. She saw Karen, a friend from Seasider High, who was now married to an eyemd. They hugged and she asked....is Bill around? She was thinking of inviting him over to the Wash-A-Way, but she was not sure he would want to come. Maybe she should rent a kayak, but then she remembered.....

... that the Sunn would be ruining the funn by sending the temps soaring to above 102F degrees for the afternoon. She also thought about the taste of salt in her mouth from swimming in the Gulf yesterday. Her lips had swollen like the lips on a fish. Earlier that morning, datafox42 had sent her a love note on her myspace page. He wanted to meet her for a cup of tea at...the Frothy Frog, but feared her lips would frighten him away. She'd been dreaminofFL for so long, and now that she was here, it somehow seemed surreal as she stared at the...

...beautiful calming water. She decided to ditch datafox and instead began walking down the beach in search of...sand fleas so she could catch her some pompano! Miss Kitty saw her looking for sand fleas and yelled: Pompano's runnin! Just then, she saw SJ, her old friend from reform school, strolling down the beach in what looked like a speedo. What did the suit say on the back? It looked like "Juicy"! She couldn't be sure. When he got closer, she asked him if he thought she should call Bill. SJ told her that Bill was now going by the name Atlanta Bo and that he thought he had a girlfriend from Shreveport. He said he thought she was a cocktail waitress on one of the boats. SJ couldn't figure out what had happened to her lips. He kept asking if she'd had Botox injections while she was away being a nunn. She tried to explain that...........
 
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