A night out with a 3-year-old

[peapod1980]

Snippets from the evening with real-life conversation excerpts:

(In the restaurant bathroom):
"Mom, I can't poop. Help me."
"How?"
"Push on the top of my head!"

(Leaving the restaurant):
Three-year-old: "That was a long date!"
Gee, thanks. :roll:

 

[Amp22]

Snippets from the evening with real-life conversation excerpts:

(In the restaurant bathroom):
"Mom, I can't poop. Help me."
"How?"
"Push on the top of my head!"

(Leaving the restaurant):
Three-year-old: "That was a long date!"
Gee, thanks. :roll:

Maybe you should nickname him "PEZ".

 

[Allifunn]

Maybe you should nickname him "PEZ".

priceless!!!!!

 

[Miss Kitty]

I'm in love!!!!

 

[peapod1980]

Maybe you should nickname him "PEZ".

Amp--truly inspired! ^5

 

[audie]

i can't imagine the conversations if you left your 3 yr old and my 3 yr old nephew in a room together.he told his my sis the other night he had to take his pants off, and when she asked him why he said because they were hurting his p*t*r !

 

[Jdarg]

Kate just asked me if boys wear dresses. I haven't had enough coffee to explain that one yet. (She watched "Turkules" this week- Hercules was wearing his cute littel gladiator skirt ).


When does mr Pea get home? You sound like you are still together!

 

[Smiling JOe]

Snippets from the evening with real-life conversation excerpts:

(In the restaurant bathroom):
"Mom, I can't poop. Help me."
"How?"
"Push on the top of my head!"

(Leaving the restaurant):
Three-year-old: "That was a long date!"
Gee, thanks. :roll:

 

[peapod1980]

Kate just asked me if boys wear dresses. I haven't had enough coffee to explain that one yet. (She watched "Turkules" this week- Hercules was wearing his cute littel gladiator skirt ).


When does mr Pea get home? You sound like you are still together!

Late next Tuesday night.
I think you should explain to Kate that, yes, some boys do wear dresses. In fact, some boys prefer dresses to pants. And, furthermore, in Scotland, boys wear skirts with no undies underneath. And...this thought-provoking discussion has endless entertaining angles!
audie, sounds like your nephew and my son should take their act on the road!

 

[audie]

Late next Tuesday night.
I think you should explain to Kate that, yes, some boys do wear dresses. In fact, some boys prefer dresses to pants. And, furthermore, in Scotland, boys wear skirts with no undies underneath. And...this thought-provoking discussion has endless entertaining angles!
audie, sounds like your nephew and my son should take their act on the road

could we make sowal money on it ??