A SoWal Christmas letter

[DD]

I have decided that we should write our own version of the proverbial Christmas Letter. I'll start..you add to.

Dear Family and Friends:

All of us here (or there) on SoWal have had an interesting year. We started the New Year by....................

 

[sunspotbaby]

Wishing everyone a Happy New Year. That happy day was soon forgotten when.....

 

[Kurt]

Uncle Bob was arrested for ...

 

[Mango]

selling a small johnson.

 

[aggieb]

selling a small johnson.

:funn:^5

 

[Beauty hunter]

What's a johnson?

 

[Matt J]

Bobby was released from slavery and sold SHELLY's house...

 

[Mango]

Bobby was released from slavery and sold SHELLY's house...

Bobby was in slavery? I thought he was in a penal colony and released early for being a stand up citizen?

 

[SHELLY]

It's been a tough year for the area's investulators--this year their houses were so far underwater, that the fish didn't have eyes.

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[Poodleone]

Of course, we still mourn Grandma's demise when she was hit in the head by one of those d**n tents that was left on the beach this summer by those @#!* tourists. However, we felt some consolation when Cousin Jimmy took a Rolex out of their cooler.