That is pretty good, but:
a) they could never be arrested. They would overpower the cop, and make him do upside-down [size=-1]J?germeister shots, getting him so drunk that he joined in the funn.
b) swimming takes to much energy that could otherwise be used for dancing and partying.
c) [/size][size=-1]Presently,[/size][size=-1] Smiling JOe is not in town.
d) Now that is possible
e) being a UN Peacekeeper means that you have to behave too many hours of the day.
My theory is that they are too drunk to check in, or they are drunk and asleep.

I wish I had the partying energy of half of one of them.
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