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[Geo]

I just woke up from a vivid dream.

Somehow I was walking in the company of Andersen Cooper and Barack Obama. Obama was wearing jeans and we were talking about sports.

Later he was asking me for some help with a Powerpoint slide about Hillary Clinton. I turned to my left and sitting next to me was Hillary Clinton.

Fade to a city side street. I'm walking with Andersen again but he morphed into a really good looking girl. We were on our way to see Howard Stern. When we arrived at his studio he was waiting for us in the lobby. We all talked briefly and then left.

Howard joined us and we were walking again. Then I realized that our group now included Keith Olbermann. I decided to engage in conversation. It became apparent that Howard didn't seem to like me and was bored with me so he walked off not to be seen again. Girl Andersen Cooper went home with some college guy. And Keith Olbermann and I continued a conversation about Ronald Reagan.

Suddenly I was alone on the street with two little girls (one was about 6 and one 8). I didn't know who they were. I only knew I had no way home and I couldn't leave the two girls. Then Keith Olbermann came back expressing relief that the two girls were unharmed. He said he left for just a second to get a newspaper which he was now holding.

Then I woke up.

wtf

 

[GoodWitch58]

too much cable TV news....take a walk in the rain. lol

 

[Kurt]

Prescription drugs?

You're definitely bisexual. At least in the dream.

 

[Geo]

hahahaha
I'll be honest, the girl Andersen morphed into was really really hot. Howard Stern was into her too. Maybe that's why he didn't like me- cuz he was jealous that I liked her.

No alcohol or drugs of any kind in my system.

 

[AlphaCrab]

My dreams about Anderson Cooper didn't have a happy ending either.

 

[AndrewG]

I had the same dream last week. It's completely normal.

 

[DuneAHH]

Just knew this was gonna be a funny thread

 

[Geo]

Ha- AlphaCrab. Now just to clarify, in my dream I wasnt trying to hook up with the hot chick version of Andersen Cooper. I was more interested in trying to
talk to Howard Stern and Keith Olbermann and trying to figure out where Barack and Hillary went. Lol

 

[scooterbug44]

Oh honey - you REALLY need a break from politricks!

Anderson Cooper is a hottie though - bet he'd look good in drag.

 

[CastlesOfSand]

You just never know what lies behind each "door", I mean thread until you open it and venture in! Too funny! Did you try to go back to sleep to see if you could finish the dream???