Balloons & clowns - so yesterday

[Miss Critter]

Palm Beach Garden home for sale includes wife | Photos

By WPTV report
Originally published 06:19 p.m., June 26, 2008
Updated 06:19 p.m., June 26, 2008

PALM BEACH GARDENS ? A struggling single parent and real estate agent is trying to sell her house and find a husband. She's auctioning off both her home and her love in a package deal on eBay and Craigslist.
Single mother of two girls, ages 14 and 21, Deven Traboscia has been divorced for eight years. She had hoped to be remarried by now, so she is turning to the internet for help.
The 42-year-old real estate agent, tired of struggling on her own, came up with a package deal to auction off her Palm Beach Gardens home and herself on both eBay and Craigslist.
Traboscia told News Channel 5 "If I have to place an ad to find my prince charming, I will. I'm doing it for the real reasons, the right reasons, honest, sincerity and respect. And I hope whoever reads it will read me that way."
In the ad, Traboscia writes:
"If you want to live the never ending dream and experience the real love, life and the romance you have always felt was a fairytale then this is the vibrant outstanding woman of your dreams! To sweep this European Loving Lady off her feet send in your application right now."
Traboscia wants to share her life with someone special. So, in her ad she shows off what she has to offer: her home.
The ad description says that her four bedroom, 2,000 square-foot home, that will be included in the deal, has "neutral colors, Berber carpet, and upgraded tile". [Plus, I'm guessing, stripper pole in bedroom.]
Traboscia has traveled the world, but Europe, and its men, are her favorite. "The men there are very captivating, they're very vibrant," she says.
Traboscia says she has already been contacted by one man in Italy, who is arranging a trip to South Florida to visit her.
"Claudio, and he's coming to the states to meet me. We're very hopeful, you never know. He could be my prince charming, he could be the one. I'll wait and see," says Traboscia.
Her eBay auction ends July 2 and asks for a starting bid of 99 cents with a shipping cost of $500 thousand. The auction has not yet received any bids.

? 2008 Scripps Treasure Coast Newspapers

http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2008/jun/26/palm-beach-garden-home-sale-includes-wife/

 

[Franny]

'He could be my prince charming" yea or he could be a pervert, serial killer,,,:you have kids crazy woman shock: This is really bizarre!!:shock:

 

[Miss Critter]

or he could be a pervert, serial killer,,,:shock:

As long as he's a perv with 500 grand. . .

 

[Matt J]

Isn't that prostitution? From the looks of her photo that's nothing new.

 

[SHELLY]

What da ya mean balloons & clowns are "so yesterday."

She's got balloons at her open house

And apparently she claims she's got some Euro-clown on the hook.

So this is what Real Estate has come down to....and we're not even at the bottom yet.

 

[Miss Critter]

....and we're not even at the bottom yet.

Oh, I don't know. I'd say she's hit bottom. ;-)

 

[SHELLY]

Oh, I don't know. I'd say she's hit bottom. ;-)

Tru dat.

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