Bar etiquette

[Jdarg]

Does that mean you'll be joining in?? Or just sitting and laughing? ;-)

I am too tall to dance on a bar. I would smack my head on something and look dumb. You are petite and perfect for the job, so I will be your agent.

 

[Mango]

Dear Miss Kitty, you will be in SoWal for New Year's Eve so perhaps you'd like to join us. There's a wonderful view from the top of the bar. You should try it!

I'd have to be really pie faced before any view in a bar
looked wonderful.

 

[Kimmifunn]

The key is how you get up and down from the bar. That's the most important thing.;-)

 

[Jdarg]

The key is how you get up and down from the bar. That's the most important thing.;-)

I think the key would be what you are wearing- is it "climb up on the bar friendly"??? Or will your friends know you way too well?

 

[Kimmifunn]

I think the key would be what you are wearing- is it "climb up on the bar friendly"??? Or will your friends know you way too well?

I've been on the bar in mini skirts before. It's fine.

I think I'm wearing a dress on NYE. We're going to bring back the PARTY dress. Deal?

I think I need some gold shoes.:scratch:

 

[Miss Kitty]

I've been on the bar in mini skirts before. It's fine.

I think I'm wearing a dress on NYE. We're going to bring back the PARTY dress. Deal?

I think I need some gold shoes.:scratch:

Yes, the dress is in this year. And for me...fishnet stockings, with real fish.

I am sure after a few cocktails with straws, getting up on a bar will not be an issue. Just think jdarg...when Mermy and I get on the bar to dance with you, we will all be the same height! :clap_1:

 

[audie]

A lot of champagne gives you strength to hop up and down. ;-)

yummy yummy - nectar of the gods !

 

[audie]

these sound like good words to live by ....

 

[kingfishn]

Rules to Proper Bar Etiquette??????????? There are Rules????
1. You can NEVER over tip your BarMaven...
2. Know the statute of limitations in various 'categories' of bar lying..(fish stories, 'bout one week...telling same joke..'bout 10 minutes, sexual 'stuff'...
well ...no one will believe ya anyway..) No Politics or Religion.
3. Love thy neighbor....
4. Well, those have pretty much worked for me...

(of course, i'm on double secret probation in every bar on 30-A)

 

[Jdarg]

Yes, the dress is in this year. And for me...fishnet stockings, with real fish.

I am sure after a few cocktails with straws, getting up on a bar will not be an issue. Just think jdarg...when Mermy and I get on the bar to dance with you, we will all be the same height! :clap_1:

Y'all need to start practicing at home in your kitchens. The climb up needs to be graceful. Everynight at cocktail hour, climb up onto your kitchen counter and practice a few dance moves.:clap_1:

I'm not worried about the dismount- somebody will catch you.