Bayfront Home Unbelievably Priced

[GTSViper]

I just found a new construction Bayfront home on Bayshore drive in Miramar Beach priced at $1,350,000. This house has 4000 sq. ft. Pool and hot tub. The inside was completely custom. House looks magnificent. There is no way you could replace this house for that price.
Does anyone know anything about this house? I am completely shocked this house is still on the market.

 

[SHELLY]

I just found a new construction Bayfront home on Bayshore drive in Miramar Beach priced at $1,350,000. This house has 4000 sq. ft. Pool and hot tub. The inside was completely custom. House looks magnificent. There is no way you could replace this house for that price.
Does anyone know anything about this house? I am completely shocked this house is still on the market.

(1) You know the location
(2) You know the size and the fact that it has a pool & hot tub
(3) You know the asking price
(4) You know the inside is completely custom
(5) You know Realtor-Guy Josh

Yet you say: Does anyone know anything about this house?

Are you asking for info like whether the house is haunted or something like that?

I think it's probably still on the market because there is lots of stuff along Bayfront that pencils out better than $1.35M--and they're still on the market too.

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[GTSViper]

Shelly,
Thank you for your wisdon. Everyone can always count on your up to date, extremely intellegent comments.
Was hoping someone knew who the builder was. Dont guess that is quite as important as getting your views. As you seem to be so up with the market and on top of your game. Again thanks for your ever so charming wit.

 

[GTSViper]

Oh by the way. You are wrong once again. I checked and it the best buy per square foot on the bay in Miramar for new construction.
But you may have hit upon something. It does say in the MLS, that there has been some strange happenings. I think it is haunted.
That puts you at 1 for 2. Batting .500 could make you a fortune in Major League Baseball. But I think you might have a tough time in the locker room.

 

[SHELLY]

Shelly,
Thank you for your wisdon. Everyone can always count on your up to date, extremely intellegent comments.
Was hoping someone knew who the builder was. Dont guess that is quite as important as getting your views. As you seem to be so up with the market and on top of your game. Again thanks for your ever so charming wit.

My pleasure.


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[Capricious]

"...Are you asking for info like whether the house is haunted or something like that?..."






I Love It

 

[GTSViper]

NEW FINDINGS!
The house is not actually haunted. All of noices coming from the house have been found, however.
Early this morning, there were 17 Mexicans found living in the closets. The listing agent said no one ever knew they were in there. The power bill or water bill never increased at all. Come to find out, they would all sneak out the back door and bath in the bay during the middle of the night.
The realtor said at least one good thing came out of it though. They built some beautiful custom closets in there during their spare time and also fixed an old 57 Chevy, which the neighbor had sitting next door.
OK. I must ask one more question and need the truth. Is Shelly and Capricious the same person? Brother and sister? Boyfriend and girfriend? Next door neighbors? And if so, I bet that is one depressing neighborhood.

 

[elgordoboy]

NEW FINDINGS!
The house is not actually haunted. All of noices coming from the house have been found, however.
Early this morning, there were 17 Mexicans found living in the closets. The listing agent said no one ever knew they were in there. The power bill or water bill never increased at all. Come to find out, they would all sneak out the back door and bath in the bay during the middle of the night.
The realtor said at least one good thing came out of it though. They built some beautiful custom closets in there during their spare time and also fixed an old 57 Chevy, which the neighbor had sitting next door.
OK. I must ask one more question and need the truth. Is Shelly and Capricious the same person? Brother and sister? Boyfriend and girfriend? Next door neighbors? And if so, I bet that is one depressing neighborhood.

I have been struck dumb....

 

[scooterbug44]

Odd that he wanted info on a property that he discovered less than 12 hours after posting was occupied by 17 people, not ghosts.

 

[elgordoboy]

NEW FINDINGS!
The house is not actually haunted. All of noices coming from the house have been found, however.
Early this morning, there were 17 Mexicans found living in the closets. The listing agent said no one ever knew they were in there. The power bill or water bill never increased at all. Come to find out, they would all sneak out the back door and bath in the bay during the middle of the night.
The realtor said at least one good thing came out of it though. They built some beautiful custom closets in there during their spare time and also fixed an old 57 Chevy, which the neighbor had sitting next door.
OK. I must ask one more question and need the truth. Is Shelly and Capricious the same person? Brother and sister? Boyfriend and girfriend? Next door neighbors? And if so, I bet that is one depressing neighborhood.

I can't speak for Shelly and Capricious as brother and sister. Were your parents siblings? I keep reading the above trying to see it from your point of view...just can't seem to get my head that far up my butt.