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Be Careful What You Kick

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kathydwells

Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Little Johnny comes down for his breakfast. His mom tells him that before he has breakfast he has to go out and milk the cow, slop the pig, and gather eggs. Little Johnny is mad because he wanted to eat first. He goes outside and his mom is watching him from the window. He kicks the cow before he milks her. He kicks the pig before he slops her. He kicks the chicken before he gather's the eggs. He comes back inside and sits down at the table. There is a bowl of cereal sitting there without any milk in it. His mom say's to him "No milk for you for a week for kicking the cow." Little Johnny say's "where is my bacon?" Mom say's "no bacon for a week for kicking the pig", little johnny say's "so where are my egg's?", "no eggs for a week for kicking the chicken" mom says. In a minute Little Johnny's dad comes down the stairs and kicks the cat.



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Little Johnny looks up at his mom and say's "You want to tell him, or should I?"
 
:floor:
 
:rolling: :clap_1:
 
jessifunn said:
kathydwells you are just too much today!! :rolling:

Well, I had a bad day yesterday, so I needed some laughs today and just thought I would share the wealth. :cool:
 
lollygal said:
:lolabove: :lolabove: :lolabove: KD, we can always depend on you for a LAUGH!

I am glad to bring you a smile when I can!!
 
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