Bird flu

[peapod1980]

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of
symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the
following, please seek medical treatment immediately:


1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to poop on someone's windshield

 

[Jdarg]

6. An irresistible urge to poop on someone's windshield[/QUOTE]


I only have this urge if someone takes up 2 parking spaces 'cause they don't want anyone to ding their crappy tricked-out car!