Birds and the Bees'

[kathydwells]

A modern version of the "Birds and the Bees'

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

You?re Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: You got Male."

 

[seagrovelover]

hee hee good one Kd!!!!

 

[audie]

this is a tangent, but it reminded me of my nephew. my sis was trying to explain to him she has another baby in her belly, that is why it is so big, blah blah blah. so when my mom was watching him, he told her he had a baby in his belly too because it hurt. mom told him he just needed to poop and that would help. soooo my sis goes to the dr for her ultrasound, and he tells her and the dr "mommy you just need to poop and that will go away" god i love that kid !

 

[dbuck]

A modern version of the "Birds and the Bees'

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

You?re Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: You got Male."

This is great.

 

[dbuck]

this is a tangent, but it reminded me of my nephew. my sis was trying to explain to him she has another baby in her belly, that is why it is so big, blah blah blah. so when my mom was watching him, he told her he had a baby in his belly too because it hurt. mom told him he just needed to poop and that would help. soooo my sis goes to the dr for her ultrasound, and he tells her and the dr "mommy you just need to poop and that will go away" god i love that kid !

That's cute. It sounds like he may take after his aunt.

 

[audie]

yeah, i am afraid so, our conversation started last night with "when you comin' to my house", in the middle was "are you gonna buy me lots of toys", and it ended with "my butt itches". there ain't no arguing with that logic...

 

[RiverOtter]

Sign of the times :funn: