This may be an oldie, but it's still a goodie.
I had a flat tire on the interstate, so I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk.
I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They looked so lifelike you wouldn't believe it. they are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers.
To my surprise, cars started slowing down, looking at my lifelike men which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road.
Of course, traffic strts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pull up behind me. He gets out of his car and starts walking toward me. I could tell he was not a happy camper.
"What's going on here?"
"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.
"Well, what are those pobscene cardboard men doing on the road?"
I couldn't believe he didn't know...so I told him......
Hellooooo, those are my EMERGENCY FLASHERS!
I had a flat tire on the interstate, so I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk.
I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They looked so lifelike you wouldn't believe it. they are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers.
To my surprise, cars started slowing down, looking at my lifelike men which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road.
Of course, traffic strts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pull up behind me. He gets out of his car and starts walking toward me. I could tell he was not a happy camper.
"What's going on here?"
"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.
"Well, what are those pobscene cardboard men doing on the road?"
I couldn't believe he didn't know...so I told him......
Hellooooo, those are my EMERGENCY FLASHERS!
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