my mom (in the next panel, totally unflustered): "oh, you poor thing! now be a dear and go get the pine sol and some paper towels and clean up everywhere you stepped coming in here! i'll come see how you did in a bit, ok?"
mom's favorite saying: "strength through character"
:funn::rofl::clap_1: OMG! I am sooo glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read this. I just got my screen cleaned off from 2 days ago when you were on a roll!