All I can come up with is "WTF".
For the first time in all of modern history, Santa was the one who got a bicycle for Christmas. He loved that bike. As a matter of fact, he loved it so much that he just had to share it with McSharkenson Clan. Not those slimy McSharken's who live in the trailer park, but the ones who had a summer home just off the Cape of Good Hope.

.For the first time in all of modern history, Santa was the one who got a bicycle for Christmas. ........................