Careful What You Say!

[Smiling JOe]

When my son was very young a waitress came to our table and asked if we needed anything and my son very politely said, "I would like some cock sauce please". I had a mouthful of food and spewed it everywhere and with a little grin and nod the waitress went off to get him some cocktail sauce.

My 75 year old mother has a pregnant neighbor who was going to have labor induced. My mother saw her husband out in the yard and said, "Has Katherine been seduced yet". I thought he would die before he could walk away.

I am glad I was not drinking Pepsi when I read this. I hate the burning sensation of carbonated beverage coming up the nasal passageway.
You just gave me a an idea for a new thread. Gotta go!

 

[RiverOtter]

LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any! We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!

This is my fav. I actually saw this in a bloopers real once

 

[DBOldford]

When my nephew was four, his parents took him to his first symphony performance. As the symphony tuned their instruments in that cacophany that usually preceeds the performance, Little Bo listened curiously with an occasional wince. Being something of a fidgeter, he did not see the maestro come in the side door and step up to the podium. The house became silent and everyone applauded the maestro, followed by silence again...almost. From the silence came little Bo's voice, "Daddy, I'm not clapping for that; it wasn't any good!" Brought down the house!

 

[Rita]

............ From the silence came little Bo's voice, "Daddy, I'm not clapping for that; it wasn't any good!" Brought down the house!

:rofl: