Chapter 2: Ain't got no quarters since I was Busted Selling Crack at Pandora's

[kathydwells]

It had been a long time since Patrick had seen Driftwood like this on the beach. There was tonns of it! Lisa at the Beach had always told him that he'd see this phenomenon one day. But since he'd been living about 1000miles away, he hadn't thought about it. He just kept thinking what would it be like to meet Skelly in person and what would Skelly think of all this driftwood?
But did he really care what Skelly thought of the driftwood situation? There were so many more interesting things about Grayton..like the coin slot at Pandoras...how much better could it get? Skelly was sure to be impressed by that and.....he'd surely have some good "juicy" stories about Kimmifunn since he'd met her. He'd have to meet Skelly at Pandora's and get the scoop on the rendevous with Kfunn. He wondered what she wore? Short skirt, black stiletto heels? Hair straight?.....and would she have her equally hott friend, Darlene? Darlene was a legend in her own right. Let's just say, the lady was stacked. As a matter of fact she was a Brick House. For once Skelly may have met his match...........because Darlene could Roll with the best of them.

Patrick had no idea what was in store for him as he strolled into Pandora's. As he looked around, he saw a girl with some mighty short shorts and told her, "Pull those shorts down girl!" She quickly replied "I was wondering why they kept playing The Steve Miller Bands "Big Ole Bare Vagina" on the jukebox...But then the music and the mood changed, Waco Ramblers were starting their first set, and Patrick felt his pulse react....Darlene was coming towards him.....with a keg. Surely she didn't think they could float that thing tonite. Not even with the help of the Waco Ramblers and a few of their rowdy friends. He thought he saw one of the Ramblers giving Darlene the eye and figured he better claim his stake. He reminded the Rambler, "You've got yourselves a new Redneck in town". "Ain't nobody gonna move in on my territory." Just then, Darlene did some sort of weird "headstand" and started downing the Natty Light. At the urging of the gathering crowd she turned the spout on them. AMP22, abe drinkin, and beerman were in the crowd and had a contest to see who could catch the most. Then it started to

get a little chilly inside that joint. Smokin' JOe had been to the North Pole and he brought back that cold weather with him. Man did he have a Pole too...yes, it was a big one and it had a big ole silver ball on the top of it. Everyone stood in awe staring at the size of that thing. Smokin' JOe thought the pole really impressed Darlene, and he wanted to see her "kegstand" that keg, but she politely told him "Smokin' JOe, I have told you before that I don't like to do it standing on my head, I like to do it standing up!". So SJ, as he is affectionately called, turned and walked away only to be......

 

[DD]

:rofl: :rofl: :funn: :rofl:

 

[jessifunn]

 

[dbuck]

Only you can finish this Darlene....:funn:

 

[Miss Kitty]

Chapter 2 went south real fast!!!

 

[Allifunn]

Chapter 2 went south real fast!!!

no miss K...it went north..as in north pole.....

 

[melissa]

:rofl: :clap_1:

 

[kathydwells]

Chapter 2 went south real fast!!!

That is only because the resident wicked darlene wrote some of the second chapter.

 

[DD]

That is only because the resident wicked darlene wrote some of the second chapter.

I think we're waiting for you to write some more!!

 

[kathydwells]

get a little chilly inside that joint. Smokin' JOe had been to the North Pole and he brought back that cold weather with him. Man did he have a Pole too...yes, it was a big one and it had a big ole silver ball on the top of it. Everyone stood in awe staring at the size of that thing. Smokin' JOe thought the pole really impressed Darlene, and he wanted to see her "kegstand" that keg, but she politely told him "Smokin' JOe, I have told you before that I don't like to do it standing on my head, I like to do it standing up!". So SJ, as he is affectionately called, turned and walked away only to be......

looking into the eye's of a woman named Stace. Well, SJ wasn't exactly looking into her eye's because there were two other thing's that caught his eye that night. There they were, in person, not in a picture that had been seen many, many times, but the real things. He couldn't take his eye's off of them. They were the envy of many a woman. Perfect. The kind we all wish for. But now, they were there, and he was so excited. Perhaps Stace would be impressed by the size of the Pole, with the big silver ball on top of it. But much to SJ's dismay, Stace was not impressed either. He would have to keep looking for he knew that someone, someday would be impressed with it.

Upon arriving home from Pandora's, SJ decided he would log on to his myspace and see if there were any requests for new friends. You see, this had become a new obession for SJ. There were so many new requests for friends he couldn't keep up. However, there was one that caught his eye. Her name was Ashley and by the looks of her, he just knew that his Pole with the big silver ball on it would surely impress her. So SJ did, indeed invite her to be his friend. He waited with baited breath to see if she would comment him. Finally, she did....and to SJ's shock, she had already heard about his pole with the big silver ball on it. That's right, her comment was...."Oh, SJ, I heard about your Pole with the big silver ball on it and I just have to see it. When can we get together?" SJ, could hardly breathe, he was so excited that finally, someone would like his Pole with the silver ball on it! He said "To He** with that Darlene and Staci...who need's them! Ashley will love it! So he commented Ashley on her myspace and asked her to meet him at the Red Bar for a Guiness or two. He waited anxiously for her reply.......