Chapter 3: Star Jones Thai's one on at Crab Island

[DD]

She was a "Star", but she had just gotten fired from the only gig she'd ever really had. She wasn't recognizable since she'd had that surgery and lost all that weight. And now, she felt "betrayed" by the woman who had hired her so many years ago. So, she took the advice of an old friend, Tootsie, and headed south to "find herself".
Star ended up in a town called Destin where they eat crab legs and build high rises. Everyone in town was on tropicwatch this time of year, but she couldn't be bothered with that. She had to find some of those crab legs. At the Destin Harbor, she rented a pontoon boat from someone named ShallowsNole, and headed out in the direction of Crab Island. Surely some redneck there could tell her where to find the crab legs. At Crab Island, she met a guy who went by the name of Skippertoo, but she figured he was really just Beach Crazy. She and Skipper popped the Cork on a bottle of bubbly and sat back to watch the sunset. Since tonight was the 4th of July, they waited for fireworks. Being the Ocean Lover that she was, she ...........

 

[Sheila]

She was a "Star", but she had just gotten fired from the only gig she'd ever really had. She wasn't recognizable since she'd had that surgery and lost all that weight. And now, she felt "betrayed" by the woman who had hired her so many years ago. So, she took the advice of an old friend, Tootsie, and headed south to "find herself".
Star ended up in a town called Destin where they eat crab legs and build high rises. Everyone in town was on tropicwatch this time of year, but she couldn't be bothered with that. She had to find some of those crab legs. At the Destin Harbor, she rented a pontoon boat from someone named ShallowsNole, and headed out in the direction of Crab Island. Surely some redneck there could tell her where to find the crab legs. At Crab Island, she met a guy who went by the name of Skippertoo, but she figured he was really just Beach Crazy. She and Skipper popped the Cork on a bottle of bubbly and sat back to watch the sunset. Since tonight was the 4th of July, they waited for fireworks. Being the Ocean Lover that she was, she ...........

.....laid her head back and was humming DestinDreamin' when he pulled his fancy pontoon boat so close to her she could feel his warm breath on her full ripe.............

 

[Allifunn]

Originally Posted by destindreamin
She was a "Star", but she had just gotten fired from the only gig she'd ever really had. She wasn't recognizable since she'd had that surgery and lost all that weight. And now, she felt "betrayed" by the woman who had hired her so many years ago. So, she took the advice of an old friend, Tootsie, and headed south to "find herself".
Star ended up in a town called Destin where they eat crab legs and build high rises. Everyone in town was on tropicwatch this time of year, but she couldn't be bothered with that. She had to find some of those crab legs. At the Destin Harbor, she rented a pontoon boat from someone named ShallowsNole, and headed out in the direction of Crab Island. Surely some redneck there could tell her where to find the crab legs. At Crab Island, she met a guy who went by the name of Skippertoo, but she figured he was really just Beach Crazy. She and Skipper popped the Cork on a bottle of bubbly and sat back to watch the sunset. Since tonight was the 4th of July, they waited for fireworks. Being the Ocean Lover that she was, she ...........
.....laid her head back and was humming DestinDreamin' when he pulled his fancy pontoon boat so close to her she could feel his warm breath on her..............ever shrinking boosom due to the extensive surgery she had undergone. She knew it was all worth it when Skelly took one look at her and said...I am EVIL and I want you to be my Blog of evil witch...you will be second to none...except KIMMI, JFUNN and SoWal Funn. Star, not able to contain herself uttered......

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[Miss Kitty]

what happened to the full and ripe???

 

[DD]

She was a "Star", but she had just gotten fired from the only gig she'd ever really had. She wasn't recognizable since she'd had that surgery and lost all that weight. And now, she felt "betrayed" by the woman who had hired her so many years ago. So, she took the advice of an old friend, Tootsie, and headed south to "find herself".
Star ended up in a town called Destin where they eat crab legs and build high rises. Everyone in town was on tropicwatch this time of year, but she couldn't be bothered with that. She had to find some of those crab legs. At the Destin Harbor, she rented a pontoon boat from someone named ShallowsNole, and headed out in the direction of Crab Island. Surely some redneck there could tell her where to find the crab legs. At Crab Island, she met a guy who went by the name of Skippertoo, but she figured he was really just Beach Crazy. She and Skipper popped the Cork on a bottle of bubbly and sat back to watch the sunset. Since tonight was the 4th of July, they waited for fireworks. Being the Ocean Lover that she was, she ...........laid her head back and was humming DestinDreamin' when he pulled his fancy pontoon boat so close to her she could feel his warm breath on her.full and ripe, but.............ever shrinking boosom due to the extensive surgery she had undergone. She knew it was all worth it when Skelly took one look at her and said...I am EVIL and I want you to be my Blog of evil witch...you will be second to none...except KIMMI, JFUNN and SoWal Funn. Star, not able to contain herself uttered......

 

[Allifunn]

what happened to the full and ripe???

It's coming ...don't worry....

 

[Allifunn]

DD...what happened?? you no writey

 

[kathydwells]

what happened to the full and ripe???

:funn: I just spewed, I was thinking the same thing!!!! OMG, you crack me up and I you so much for it!!!!

 

[aquaticbiology]

"Star, not able to contain herself uttered......"

owwww! a crab had bit her on the behind! she dove into the water seeking revenge (and crab legs), but the swimming creature avoided her easily and sunk another set of black tipped claws into her backside. she would have screamed again, but she was freaking underwater chasing this stupid crab thing. she popped up to find dbuck holding her crab! she snatched at it, wondering how anyone could eat such tiny legs...

 

[DD]

She was a "Star", but she had just gotten fired from the only gig she'd ever really had. She wasn't recognizable since she'd had that surgery and lost all that weight. And now, she felt "betrayed" by the woman who had hired her so many years ago. So, she took the advice of an old friend, Tootsie, and headed south to "find herself".
Star ended up in a town called Destin where they eat crab legs and build high rises. Everyone in town was on tropicwatch this time of year, but she couldn't be bothered with that. She had to find some of those crab legs. At the Destin Harbor, she rented a pontoon boat from someone named ShallowsNole, and headed out in the direction of Crab Island. Surely some redneck there could tell her where to find the crab legs. At Crab Island, she met a guy who went by the name of Skippertoo, but she figured he was really just Beach Crazy. She and Skipper popped the Cork on a bottle of bubbly and sat back to watch the sunset. Since tonight was the 4th of July, they waited for fireworks. Being the Ocean Lover that she was, she ...........laid her head back and was humming DestinDreamin' when he pulled his fancy pontoon boat so close to her she could feel his warm breath on her.full and ripe, but.............ever shrinking boosom due to the extensive surgery she had undergone. She knew it was all worth it when Skelly took one look at her and said...I am EVIL and I want you to be my Blog of evil witch...you will be second to none...except KIMMI, JFUNN and SoWal Funn. Star, not able to contain herself uttered......owwww! a crab had bit her on the behind! she dove into the water seeking revenge (and crab legs), but the swimming creature avoided her easily and sunk another set of black tipped claws into her backside. she would have screamed again, but she was freaking underwater chasing this stupid crab thing. she popped up to find dbuck holding her crab! she snatched at it, wondering how anyone could eat such tiny legs...they would be just an appetizer to her! Even though she'd had the surgery, her appetitie was still as voracious as ever and this simply would not do. She was finally able to hoist herself back onto the boat, when RO drove up in his big, new, shiny, fast boat. It was bigger than........