Christmas Trips

[30gAy]

well...on second thought...we don't really know who 30g is.... he could be an ax murderer....:shock: I am not sure I want to travel with someone I have never met.... Sorry 30g...no offense.....I love you on the board!

Oh brilliant idea! He says sarcastically………….

Can you imagine me as your tour guide to Paris? Oh yes, you’d all love it at first, the hilarity and smart ass comments would keep you all well entertained…..at first.

And then it would turn ugly.

Oh I can see it now, the gay man leading the poor wretched rabble of heteros on a Tour de France.

And then the revolt would begin, the second French Revolution. “No more haut-couture boutiques!...No more cabaret!”, the fetid masses of straights would scream as they set up a barricade, Les Miserables style, in the hotel corridor to keep 30-gAy from leading them on yet another tour of pastry shops.

Marie Antoinette lost her head in just such an affair; I however, have too much self preservation instinct to fall into this trap.
And so I will stay safely here in south Walton. To the poor masses of heterosexuals, I say…

“Let them eat Crabcake!”

 

[Mango]

:rofl: :funn: :clap_1: You kill me!

 

[Allifunn]

Oh brilliant idea! He says sarcastically????.

Can you imagine me as your tour guide to Paris? Oh yes, you?d all love it at first, the hilarity and smart ass comments would keep you all well entertained?..at first.

And then it would turn ugly.

Oh I can see it now, the gay man leading the poor wretched rabble of heteros on a Tour de France.

And then the revolt would begin, the second French Revolution. ?No more haut-couture boutiques!...No more cabaret!?, the fetid masses of straights would scream as they set up a barricade, Les Miserables style, in the hotel corridor to keep 30-gAy from leading them on yet another tour of pastry shops.

Marie Antoinette lost her head in just such an affair; I however, have too much self preservation instinct to fall into this trap.
And so I will stay safely here in south Walton. To the poor masses of heterosexuals, I say?

?Let them eat Crabcake!?

I love crabcake......:funn: :funn: :funn: Do you really think it would turn ugly....:shock:

 

[Cork On the Ocean]

Shucks, I thought we were finally gonna get to meet him . May if we take a walk on the wild side in Amsterdam, it would be more to 30Gay's liking

 

[DD]

Oh brilliant idea! He says sarcastically????.

Can you imagine me as your tour guide to Paris? Oh yes, you?d all love it at first, the hilarity and smart ass comments would keep you all well entertained?..at first.

And then it would turn ugly.

Oh I can see it now, the gay man leading the poor wretched rabble of heteros on a Tour de France.

And then the revolt would begin, the second French Revolution. ?No more haut-couture boutiques!...No more cabaret!?, the fetid masses of straights would scream as they set up a barricade, Les Miserables style, in the hotel corridor to keep 30-gAy from leading them on yet another tour of pastry shops.

Marie Antoinette lost her head in just such an affair; I however, have too much self preservation instinct to fall into this trap.
And so I will stay safely here in south Walton. To the poor masses of heterosexuals, I say?

?Let them eat Crabcake!?

30-Gay, you make me smile sometimes.

 

[Allifunn]

30-Gay, you make me smile sometimes.

He makes me Laugh Out Loud!!!!! all the times........

 

[Teresa]

Oh brilliant idea! He says sarcastically????.

Can you imagine me as your tour guide to Paris? Oh yes, you?d all love it at first, the hilarity and smart ass comments would keep you all well entertained?..at first.

And then it would turn ugly.

Oh I can see it now, the gay man leading the poor wretched rabble of heteros on a Tour de France.

And then the revolt would begin, the second French Revolution. ?No more haut-couture boutiques!...No more cabaret!?, the fetid masses of straights would scream as they set up a barricade, Les Miserables style, in the hotel corridor to keep 30-gAy from leading them on yet another tour of pastry shops.

Marie Antoinette lost her head in just such an affair; I however, have too much self preservation instinct to fall into this trap.
And so I will stay safely here in south Walton. To the poor masses of heterosexuals, I say?

?Let them eat Crabcake!?

I promise never to complain about y our pastry tour.

 

[Cork On the Ocean]

He makes me Laugh Out Loud!!!!! all the times........

He makes me laugh EVERYTIME! Will try to check fares again today Gullfriend. Got a big todo list but want to get things confirmed. Do you want to just do paris or do you want to do the train tour? I need to know.

 

[Uncle Timmy]

Do you want to just do paris or do you want to do the train tour? I need to know.

Not trying to influence your decision........

 

[Allifunn]

He makes me laugh EVERYTIME! Will try to check fares again today Gullfriend. Got a big todo list but want to get things confirmed. Do you want to just do paris or do you want to do the train tour? I need to know.

TRAIN tour!!!!