Corporate Christmas Parties

[Landlocked]

Our annual corporate Christmas Party is tomorrow night. This event is a true spectical every year and to simply sit and watch and listen is the best part of it. People start saying and doing things they normally wouldn't. Not to mention, they tend to go home with people they normally wouldn't give the time of day to.

The limo drivers are the ones with the good stories at the end of the night.

 

[Smiling JOe]

Our annual corporate Christmas Party is tomorrow night. This event is a true spectical every year and to simply sit and watch and listen is the best part of it. People start saying and doing things they normally wouldn't. Not to mention, they tend to go home with people they normally wouldn't give the time of day to.

The limo drivers are the ones with the good stories at the end of the night.

Blackmail - the new way to retire early. Take your camera. :funn:

 

[Miss Kitty]

Blackmail - the new way to retire early. Take your camera. :funn:

hee hee hee...so true!!!!

 

[Landlocked]

Blackmail - the new way to retire early. Take your camera. :funn:

Don't worry. I'll be snappin away.

Last year, some poor guy's reputation was ruined. He went home with someone he shouldn't have and the next week, he wouldn't talk to her. So what does she do? She tells everybody in the building that he is "the size of a big toe".

OUCH! People are ruthless.

 

[kathydwells]

Don't worry. I'll be snappin away.

Last year, some poor guy's reputation was ruined. He went home with someone he shouldn't have and the next week, he wouldn't talk to her. So what does she do? She tells everybody in the building that he is "the size of a big toe".

OUCH! People are ruthless.

The scorned woman....not a good thing!!!!

 

[Kimmifunn]

I live for corporate Christmas parties.
Last year a co-worker of mine on the Grey Goose account ordered 8 bottles ($450 a pop) and billed them back to the client. I became the AE on that account after that.
As the night rolled on MK and Ashley Olsen showed up...along with Patrick Swayze.

Unfortunately all the guys in my biz are gay...so we have limited hook-ups unless it's girl on girl.

 

[Landlocked]

so we have limited hook-ups unless it's girl on girl.

Well that works too

 

[dbuck]

Don't worry. I'll be snappin away.

Last year, some poor guy's reputation was ruined. He went home with someone he shouldn't have and the next week, he wouldn't talk to her. So what does she do? She tells everybody in the building that he is "the size of a big toe".

Payback is Hell, isn't it?

 

[Landlocked]

Payback is Hell, isn't it?

It sure is. That guy is always mad now. I probably would be too if I had 3 big toes.

 

[Smiling JOe]

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Last year, some poor guy's reputation was ruined. He went home with someone he shouldn't have and the next week, he wouldn't talk to her. So what does she do? She tells everybody in the building that he is "the size of a big toe".

OUCH! People are ruthless.

That is better for him than the mistress sending flowers to his home and having his wife find out the hard way. Ouch!