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>>>> Corporate Object Lessons
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Lesson 1:
>>>>
>>>> A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up
>>>> her
>>>> shower, when the doorbell rings.
>>>>
>>>> The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
>>>> When she
>>>> opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before
>>>> she says a
>>>> word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel,"
>>>>
>>>> After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands
>>>> naked in
>>>> front of Bob.
>>>>
>>>> After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves.
>>>>
>>>> The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
>>>>
>>>> When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"
>>>>
>>>> "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.
>>>>
>>>> "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he
>>>> owes me?"
>>>>
>>>> Moral of the story: If you share critical information
>>>> pertaining to credit
>>>> and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position
>>>> to prevent
>>>> avoidable exposure.
>>>>
>>>> Lesson 2:
>>
>>>> A priest offered a lift to a Nun.
>>>>
>>>> She got in and crossed her legs, inadvertently revealing a very
>>>> shapely leg.
>>>> The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he
>>>> stealthily
>>>> slid his hand up her leg.
>>>>
>>>> The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
>>>> The priest removed his hand.
>>>>
>>>> But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
>>>> The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
>>>>
>>>> The priest apologized "Sorry, sister -- the flesh is weak."
>>>> Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way.
>>>>
>>>> On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm
>>>> 129.
>>>> It said, "Go forth and seek; further up, you will find glory."
>>>>
>>>> Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job,
>>>> you might miss
>>>> a great opportunity.
>>>>
>>>>
>>
>>>> Lesson 3:
>>
>>>> A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking
>>>> to lunch
>>>> when they find an antique oil lamp.
>>>>
>>>> They rub it and a Genie comes out.
>>>>
>>>> The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."
>>>> "Me first! Me first!" says the admin. clerk.
>>>>
>>>> "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care
>>>> in the
>>>> world." Poof! She's gone.
>>>>
>>>> "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii,
>>>> relaxing on
>>>> the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pi?a
>>>> Coladas and
>>>> the love of my life." Poof! He's gone.
>>>>
>>>> "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.
>>>>
>>>> The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
>>>>
>>>> Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.
>>>>
>>
>>>> Lesson 4:
>>>>
>>>> A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
>>
>>>> A rabbit asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all
>>>> day long?"
>>>>
>>>> The crow answered: "Sure, why not."
>>>>
>>>> So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.
>>>> Seemingly out of nowhere, a fox pounced on the rabbit and ate it.
>>>>
>>>> Moral of the story: In order to sit and do nothing
>>>> successfully, you must sit
>>>> very high up indeed.
>>>>
>>>>
>>
>>>> Lesson 5:
>>
>>>> A turkey was chatting with a bull.
>>>>
>>>> "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the
>>>> turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
>>>>
>>>> "Well, why don't you nibble on my droppings?" replied the bull.
>>>> "They're
>>>> packed with nutrients."
>>>>
>>>> The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him
>>>> enough
>>>> strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
>>>>
>>>> The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second
>>>> branch.
>>>>
>>>> Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the
>>>> top of the
>>>> tree.
>>>>
>>>> Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey right out of
>>>> the tree top.
>>>>
>>>> Moral of the story: Bullsh?t might get you to the top, but it
>>>> won't keep you
>>>> there.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Lesson 1:
>>>>
>>>> A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up
>>>> her
>>>> shower, when the doorbell rings.
>>>>
>>>> The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
>>>> When she
>>>> opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before
>>>> she says a
>>>> word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel,"
>>>>
>>>> After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands
>>>> naked in
>>>> front of Bob.
>>>>
>>>> After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves.
>>>>
>>>> The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
>>>>
>>>> When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"
>>>>
>>>> "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.
>>>>
>>>> "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he
>>>> owes me?"
>>>>
>>>> Moral of the story: If you share critical information
>>>> pertaining to credit
>>>> and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position
>>>> to prevent
>>>> avoidable exposure.
>>>>
>>>> Lesson 2:
>>
>>>> A priest offered a lift to a Nun.
>>>>
>>>> She got in and crossed her legs, inadvertently revealing a very
>>>> shapely leg.
>>>> The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he
>>>> stealthily
>>>> slid his hand up her leg.
>>>>
>>>> The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
>>>> The priest removed his hand.
>>>>
>>>> But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
>>>> The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
>>>>
>>>> The priest apologized "Sorry, sister -- the flesh is weak."
>>>> Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way.
>>>>
>>>> On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm
>>>> 129.
>>>> It said, "Go forth and seek; further up, you will find glory."
>>>>
>>>> Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job,
>>>> you might miss
>>>> a great opportunity.
>>>>
>>>>
>>
>>>> Lesson 3:
>>
>>>> A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking
>>>> to lunch
>>>> when they find an antique oil lamp.
>>>>
>>>> They rub it and a Genie comes out.
>>>>
>>>> The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."
>>>> "Me first! Me first!" says the admin. clerk.
>>>>
>>>> "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care
>>>> in the
>>>> world." Poof! She's gone.
>>>>
>>>> "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii,
>>>> relaxing on
>>>> the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pi?a
>>>> Coladas and
>>>> the love of my life." Poof! He's gone.
>>>>
>>>> "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.
>>>>
>>>> The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
>>>>
>>>> Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.
>>>>
>>
>>>> Lesson 4:
>>>>
>>>> A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
>>
>>>> A rabbit asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all
>>>> day long?"
>>>>
>>>> The crow answered: "Sure, why not."
>>>>
>>>> So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.
>>>> Seemingly out of nowhere, a fox pounced on the rabbit and ate it.
>>>>
>>>> Moral of the story: In order to sit and do nothing
>>>> successfully, you must sit
>>>> very high up indeed.
>>>>
>>>>
>>
>>>> Lesson 5:
>>
>>>> A turkey was chatting with a bull.
>>>>
>>>> "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the
>>>> turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
>>>>
>>>> "Well, why don't you nibble on my droppings?" replied the bull.
>>>> "They're
>>>> packed with nutrients."
>>>>
>>>> The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him
>>>> enough
>>>> strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
>>>>
>>>> The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second
>>>> branch.
>>>>
>>>> Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the
>>>> top of the
>>>> tree.
>>>>
>>>> Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey right out of
>>>> the tree top.
>>>>
>>>> Moral of the story: Bullsh?t might get you to the top, but it
>>>> won't keep you
>>>> there.
