Cactus Jack
Beach Lover
If yhave any,Id love to hear some LOL
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Crazy tourist stories?
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Matt J
SWGB
Here's hubby's favorite about me.
So we had gone to a wine tasting at Cocoon's one afternoon when a couple came in. Seemed very nice and we all started talking. After the wine tasting we decided to go to OFFH for sushi. I had had a few and invited the couple along. Everyone else is glaring at me. We get to OFFH where the wine has apparently mixed with the male tourists Mojito's he had been drinking all afternoon. They didn't know the right proportions so he was pretty drunk. At this point the male tourist decides he needs to go to the bathroom and we point him in the right direction. Quite a few minutes pass and since he's in the men's room I'm nominated to check on him. Well the wife is pretty drunk at this point and proceeds to follow me into the men's room. At this point we discover that her 6' 5" 250+ lbs. husband is curled up around the toilet. She runs to get a dinner roll as this will clearly solve the problem. we finally get him up and are dragging him outside to my truck to take him home and are almost half way down the sidewalk when he has another bought of alcohol poisoning throwing up on the sidewalk. Get him over to the side of one of the empty buildings and the manager comes out to remind me that this guy has got to go. He sees the mess and heads off to get hot water to clean it up. At this point the parade of people I know starts. First up was Dunelaker picking up sushi to go. Male tourist finally finishes trying to turn his stomach inside out and I'm practically dragging him to the truck. The wife will not stop apologizing for the whole scene. Get them back to One Seagrove Place where the security guard helps get him to the elevator and assures me he'll help the wife get him safely to their room. I was a little worried as a 6' 5" guy and short balcony railings are bad enough without throwing in way too much alcohol. For some reason we've never heard from or seen them since.
So we had gone to a wine tasting at Cocoon's one afternoon when a couple came in. Seemed very nice and we all started talking. After the wine tasting we decided to go to OFFH for sushi. I had had a few and invited the couple along. Everyone else is glaring at me. We get to OFFH where the wine has apparently mixed with the male tourists Mojito's he had been drinking all afternoon. They didn't know the right proportions so he was pretty drunk. At this point the male tourist decides he needs to go to the bathroom and we point him in the right direction. Quite a few minutes pass and since he's in the men's room I'm nominated to check on him. Well the wife is pretty drunk at this point and proceeds to follow me into the men's room. At this point we discover that her 6' 5" 250+ lbs. husband is curled up around the toilet. She runs to get a dinner roll as this will clearly solve the problem. we finally get him up and are dragging him outside to my truck to take him home and are almost half way down the sidewalk when he has another bought of alcohol poisoning throwing up on the sidewalk. Get him over to the side of one of the empty buildings and the manager comes out to remind me that this guy has got to go. He sees the mess and heads off to get hot water to clean it up. At this point the parade of people I know starts. First up was Dunelaker picking up sushi to go. Male tourist finally finishes trying to turn his stomach inside out and I'm practically dragging him to the truck. The wife will not stop apologizing for the whole scene. Get them back to One Seagrove Place where the security guard helps get him to the elevator and assures me he'll help the wife get him safely to their room. I was a little worried as a 6' 5" guy and short balcony railings are bad enough without throwing in way too much alcohol. For some reason we've never heard from or seen them since.