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tamara

Beach Lover
This is for all you girls 40 years and over ... and for those who are
turning 40, and for those who are scared of moving into their 40's...AND
for guys who are scared of girls over 40!!!!... This was written
by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes.

Andy Rooney says:

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are
just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,
"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around
whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually
something more interesting.

A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what
she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a
hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at
the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you
deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get
away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's
like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women
friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best
friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over
40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows
her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a
woman over 40. They always know.

A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of
younger women.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her
younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you
are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder
where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately,
it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of
40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of
himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
 
This is PRICELESS! WooHoo to us gals of a certain age!!!
 
You notice there is not something funny written about men over 40??? :idontno:

Sorry RO. I'm sure you will turn out OK!
 
RiverOtter said:
Walked in my office today and found all the black stuff. 10 days before my birthday .... Fargin Bastiges .... I was gonna be out on "D" day :bang:

RO, they are just being kind. Giving you 10 days to get used to the idea. :floor:
 
What kills me is that men over 40 think when a 20-year-old woman is flirting with them that she digs them. When in fact, she's just humoring them. She really feels sorry for them.

No offense to men over 40. :biggrin:
 
My husband got mad at me this summer, we both turned 42. I got carded at a baseball game TWICE!!! He said the guys were just flirting with me, except for both times it was a women. Well, his response to that was...?they were hitting on you?. :floor: All I can say to that is...WHO CARES...they still carded me!!!! :clap_1:
 
wishly said:
What kills me is that men over 40 think when a 20-year-old woman is flirting with them that she digs them. When in fact, she's just humoring them. She really feels sorry for them.

No offense to men over 40. :biggrin:

My dad has some friends in their 40s (all married) who have too much money and fly down to the Bama games. They go to a bar and tip this cute 20 something year old at least 150 from one and no telling how much from the others. The big tipper gives his cell number and brags that she called him. Of course she did. She isn't going to mess up a good thing. She is laughing her way to the bank every Monday morning. They put the MO in MORONS. :floor:
 
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