daily quote

[Bob]

Nookular war, deciders decidin', Dennis Miller rants, those was the good old days.

The only difference between group sex and group therapy is that in group therapy you hear about everyone's problems, and in group sex you see them.
—Dennis Miller, Playboy Magazine, June 1979

 

[Leader of the Banned]

I wonder what happened to Dennis. Maybe he became bitter when he got kicked out of the group sex sessions. Clearly in the 2000s he needed group therapy. He seemed to lose it when the William of Orange references didn't gain him a following on Monday Night football (imagine that), and he got canned.

 

[Bob]

i think he hit the wall on shelf life. carlin got better and better with age and the freedom of hbo...miller?

 

[Bob]

I wonder what happened to Dennis. Maybe he became bitter when he got kicked out of the group sex sessions. Clearly in the 2000s he needed group therapy. He seemed to lose it when the William of Orange references didn't gain him a following on Monday Night football (imagine that), and he got canned.

books are like kryptonite to bubbas

 

[poppy]

I wonder what happened to Dennis. Maybe he became bitter when he got kicked out of the group sex sessions. Clearly in the 2000s he needed group therapy. He seemed to lose it when the William of Orange references didn't gain him a following on Monday Night football (imagine that), and he got canned.

I remember Dennis when he was funny. After he fell in love with Dubya his humor evaporated.

 

[poppy]

“Nothing annoys me except when Darwinian evolutionist believers hide behind the skirts of science, genuine science, and talk about science.”

Creationist Ray Comfort

 

[Bob]

"A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies." - Oscar Wilde

 

[Bob]

"When a thing is done, it's done. Don't look back. Look forward to your next objective." - George C. Marshall

 

[Bob]

"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names." - John F. Kennedy

 

[Bob]

The World is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.

Thomas Paine