Dangerous Situation Developing in Blue Mountain Beach

[Porkchop]

WARNING: SNAKES IN DUNES
Blue Mountain Beach, Florida

The dune snake situation has risen to the level that a WARNING has been issued by The Retreat, with more than a dozen warning signs being posted in the immediate area of the Draper Lake outflow.

 

[Will B]

yeah...my family has had a home in SRB since 1966, and that's a first for me. We grew up playing in those dunes, and I never saw a snake. Sounds like a simple scare tactic to me...

 

[James Bentwood]

I propose we start moving all the private beach signs on to the Scenic 30A shoulders.

 

[Teresa]

WHAT? Lol. Private property with snakes? That's a good one.

 

[FoX]

Years ago there were angry dune snakes in Deer Park all the time. They were attached to naked homosexuals. Could it be the same type?

 

[Porkchop]

When trespassing at The Retreat, make sure to tuck your pant legs into your socks.

 

[Porkchop]

I propose we start moving all the private beach signs on to the Scenic 30A shoulders.

Yes. For maximum visibility.

 

[beachmouse]

Years ago there were angry dune snakes in Deer Park all the time. They were attached to naked homosexuals. Could it be the same type?

Was out that way today, and it was mentioned how one of the turning points of So Wal going downhill was them putting in Watersound where the nude gay beach used to be.

 

[Truman]

Was out that way today, and it was mentioned how one of the turning points of So Wal going downhill was them putting in Watersound where the nude gay beach used to be.

I blame Meryl. Phony b*tch. Definitely not SoWal material. She opened the door for all the phony suburbanites who followed. I should have drowned her when I had the chance.

Don't even get me started on Christof.

 

[Andy A]

What snakes? I have lived in BMB permenantly since 2003 within 50 yds of the dunes and have yet to see a snake on them. Maybe that they just prefer the "elite" of the Retreat? ALL SIGNS ON THE BEACH need to be removed!