Cruising thru NW FL. Daily News on line and came across this article...
"Woman has 'Keith' on her crotch, cocaine in her 'coochy' (with MUG)"
Must admit I had to read on.![]()
Guess plain ol' indictments and jail sentences weren't exciting enough for today's paper.
My plan "cracks" daughter up.:funn:No pics, please! Just hope it never happens. But just in case, I have a plan for such events.So your headline in NW FL Daily News will read....
"Victim in Church Robbery Hid Engagement Ring in Her Booty (with pics)"
:funn:

Yikes!
Reminds me of reading about gunmen breaking into Sunday church services and forcing everyone to hand over their wallets and jewelry. Well, you've heard the term "Stick it up your a$$." That's my plan with my engagement ring if I ever get in that situation.My plan "cracks" daughter up.:funn:
Cruise on down the threads, it made it on fark.com.
No Mr. Jeweler that's not a yellow diamond.![]()

Brown diamond in the rough.
BR...insurance is your friend. ;-)
I've "watched" that movie about 50 times. Maybe I got the idea from there.classic...

