Did somebody say FREE TICKETS?

[PalmBeach]

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?

 

[amberk526]

What do you call a stupid skeleton?
A numbskull

 

[PalmBeach]

He had no body to dance with.

 

[amberk526]

What do skeletons have nightmares of?
Dogs

 

[Smiling JOe]

hi

 

[amberk526]

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone appetite

 

[PalmBeach]

Q. How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? A. Every night he turns into a bat.

 

[Smiling JOe]

three

 

[amberk526]

Post!

 

[KHorne]

I LOVE these jokes!