Smiling JOe
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What did mama cannibal said to baby cannibal when he told her that he really liked his grandfather?
"Would you like another piece?"
"Would you like another piece?"
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Smiling JOe
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What did the cannibal do when he saw an "All you can eat" restaurant?
He had two waiters and a busboy.
He had two waiters and a busboy.
Smiling JOe
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What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
I'd like a beer and a mop!
I'd like a beer and a mop!
Smiling JOe
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What do little ghosts drink?
Evaporated milk.
Evaporated milk.
Smiling JOe
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What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?
A holy terror.
A holy terror.
Smiling JOe
SoWal Expert
What goes "Ha-ha-ha . . . THUD!"
A monster laughing his head off
A monster laughing his head off
Smiling JOe
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What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now?
Decomposing.
Decomposing.
