Dog Days of Summer

[Rita]

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The Dog Days of Summer are here.
It?s SO hot today ... My dog walked after the squirrel instead of chasing it.
And I discovered that I could drive with one finger!.....
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[DD]

It's hotter than a whore on dollar night.

 

[Rita]

It's hotter than a whore on dollar night.

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..Or did you mean man whore?.:scratch:

 

[DD]

 

[KISH7374]

It is so hot the dog asked me if I could pant for him.

 

[Rita]

It is so hot the dog asked me if I could pant for him.

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My husband got back from Seattle and said someone asked him why he lived somewhere like TX that was so HOT, and all he could think to say was "At least I don't have to shovel hot air."


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[Poodleone]

It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs.

 

[sunspotbaby]

It was so hot in Palm Springs the Betty Ford Center said, "Screw it, open the bar. Drinks for everybody?

 

[KISH7374]

It's so hot the eggs jumped out of the frying pan onto the sidewalk.

 

[KISH7374]

It is so hot the waterbugs are lined up in front of the pool like they are waiting to get on a amusement park ride.