Well not me, that's for sure. Homosexuality is a sin.
That being said, there are some enviable advantages to 'driving stick':
-You will be the only one to show up at your high school reunion looking better than you did in high school.
-You never have to listen to your mother complain about your wife.
-Your love handles are actually used as such.
-You have a sexual persuasion with its own flag
-After a workout at the gym, you feel like a new man -and he's right there in the shower.
-You know when the partys over
-You know where to go when the partys over.
I hate when people have more funn than me.