Driving Friendly in the South..........

[DD]

Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.

When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.

Never tow another car using pantihose and duct tape.

When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.

Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.

Do not remove the seats from the car so that all your kids can fit in.

Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.

 

[Mango]

Here's some rules from New Yorkers:
1) Turn signals will give away your next move. A real New York driver never uses them. Use of them in certain towns may be illegal.
2) The faster you drive through a red light, the smaller the chance you have of getting hit.
3) Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that your ABS kicks in, giving a nice, relaxing foot massage as the brake pedal pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to stretch your legs.

 

[DD]

Here's some rules from New Yorkers:
1) Turn signals will give away your next move. A real New York driver never uses them. Use of them in certain towns may be illegal.
2) The faster you drive through a red light, the smaller the chance you have of getting hit.
3) Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that your ABS kicks in, giving a nice, relaxing foot massage as the brake pedal pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to stretch your legs.

:clap_1: :funn:
I've never driven in NY, but I think the same rules apply in Boston!

 

[Rita]

 

[audie]