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DD

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No, it wasn't me.:roll: But y'all, I did witness it today around noon. TJ Maxx. Younger couple with maybe a set of middle-aged parents. The two men looked fairly normal, but the two chics..OMC. Younger one...think a cross between Elvira and Lady GaGa. Mom..think Bridget Bardot in the present. They were all drunk as skunks. Maybe they drank their lunch. Don't think they had indulged in anything illegal, but Elvira/Lady GaGa tripped over the curb, hubby caught her before the hit the ground. Hilarious laughter ensued. They got in the door and proceeded to ALL get shopping carts.
Last I saw them, the carts were mostly full of purses, shoes and various other items, so I doubt they were gonna get thrown out of the store.
Now, I think maybe this might be the way to deal with Christmas shopping! :D
 
Almost the only way it's bearable anymore.:lol:

I'll try it and get back. :wave:

Yeah, let me know. I think I might have done it at night, but never during the day. I might like it though. :D
 
I've drunk dialed, I've drunk texted, I've drunk whatevered...:cool:.But I swear I have never drunk shopped...
But then...there is always the first time. Maybe about Dec. 23 there is a distinct possibility. I'm thinking I would probably buy shoes:D
SHOES FOR EVERYONE!!!!!
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Aaand I wear a size seven...
 
Size twelve here! *innocent blinks*
 
Size 12's also and shirts are 18 inch neck and 36/37 sleeves. Levi's in a 34/34:lolabove:

I will make a note. I'm sure if I am DS'ing I will make some fine choices. You will be the best dressed guy on SOWAL.;-)
I'd better line up a driver.:D
It appears I've got lots o'shoppin to do.
 
I've drunk dialed, I've drunk texted, I've drunk whatevered...:cool:.But I swear I have never drunk shopped...
But then...there is always the first time. Maybe about Dec. 23 there is a distinct possibility. I'm thinking I would probably buy shoes:D
SHOES FOR EVERYONE!!!!!
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Me either...
but I'm SO IN on Choo-Chopping por ebberybody
:clap::clap::clap:

Size twelve here! *innocent blinks*

... just remember Doogie: NO WHITE STILETTO PUMPS after Labor Day (size 12 or otherwise!!!).

Bobby Sue will confirm that... since I beat some style into his (errr... her) sole(s).:lol:
 
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