Excuses why men forget Valentine's Day

[DD]

* The Florist couldn't find your house, did you move?

* I sent a candygram. Someone must have eaten it.

* The Hallmark Store was closed, and I didn't want to send less than the best.

* I sent an e-mail card. You never got it? AOL must have messed up again!

* I left a message on your answering machine to meet me for dinner. Where were you?

* I didn't know you liked jewelry.

* I thought Saint Valentine's Day was a Catholic holy Day.

* Your mailman must have been shot in a Post Office Massacre.

* I thought we would do something different this year.

* I thought it would mean I was making a commitment.

* You didn't remind me!



ok...I'll stop now!

 

[Allifunn]

* You didn't remind me!
the best!!! MEN sheesh such babies.... :clap_1:

 

[DD]

I've actually heard one of them...
"I didn't know you liked jewelry"

 

[Allifunn]

I've actually heard one of them...
"I didn't know you liked jewelry"

DUUUUUH scuse me???? not like jewlery????

 

[DD]

DUUUUUH scuse me???? not like jewlery????

I KNOW!
I won't say which of my husbands said that.. ;-)

 

[audie]

I KNOW!
I won't say which of my husbands said that.. ;-)

it should be an ex with a statement like that ! ;-)

 

[DD]

it should be an ex with a statement like that ! ;-)

Bingo!

 

[Miss Kitty]

Your conversation after the initial joke was even funnier!!! :funn:

 

[DD]

Your conversation after the initial joke was even funnier!!! :funn:

Sometimes real life is funnier than fiction! (although I wasn't too amused at the time!)

 

[DTinTexas]

My EX-husband totally forgot my birthday one year. Believe it or not his birthday was the day before mine!

DTinTX