Fabrication of the Day

[Will B]

Voters Look On In Horror As 3 New Republican Candidates Appear In Place Of Scott Walker

HA ha ha!! I took one look at that hyperlink, and it was screaming The Onion! Gotta love The Onion...especially, when people quote as legit source data. LOL! !!!!

 

[Lake View Too]

I laughed out loud, too, but I think it was because Scott Walker is just generally laughable...the Soupy Sales of guvernors.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

The writer of the song Happy Birthday to You was an orphan who did not know her date of birth and never celebrated her birthday. This caused her so much grief, that she commit suicide by jumping off a balcony at a birthday party of an acquaintence while the song whe wrote was being sung by the other guests at the party.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

In the early 1900s, a shortage of whale, walrus and seal was leading to the starvation deaths of polar bears in the north pole. At the same time, an unusually long mating season in the south pole led to a dangerous excess of penguins. Some well-meaning conservationists thought that they could solve both problems by bringing the bears south and have them feed on the penguins. As an experiment, a small population of about 20 polar bears was introduced to the south pole. This outraged the local penguin lovers, as well as those from Australia, New Zealand, and Tasmania, but their fears were unwarranted. The bears did not prey on the penguins and all of them died of starvation. The reason? Polar bears don't like penguin.

 

[DebraJ]

Mike Huckabee and long time friend and lover Jim Bob Duggar have announced their engagement. The wedding will take place at Mr. Huckabee's Beach front home in South Walton County Florida where the couple will reside.

 

[DebraJ]

After a private meeting with Pope Francis and what aides describe as deep soul searching President Obama this morning renounced Islam and converted to Christianity.

 

[Dawn]

Trump's hair is a parasitic alien planning our world's destruciton.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Bob of SoWal owns the company that publishes RandomHistory.com