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I am not too crazy about her but the rest are entertaining.
 
Ok, here is a new one from Joe Nichols:

"Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off".

I heard it yesterday and 'bout drove off the road laughing so hard.

It is a very true song. ;-)

She said I'm going out with my girlfriends

Marguerite is at the holiday inn

Oh have mercy my only thought
Was tequila makes her clothes fall off

I told her put an extra layer on

I know what happens when she drinks patron

Her closets missing half the things she bought

Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off

She'll start by kicking out off her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink

Them panty hose aint gonna last too long
If the dj puts bon jovi on
She might come home in a table cloth

Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off

She can handle any champagne brunch
A bridal shower with Bacardi punch
Jello shooters full of Smirnoff
But tequila makes her clothes fall off

She'll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink
She don't mean nothing
She just havin fun

Tomorrow she say oh what have I done
Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost
Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off
 
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Smiling JOe said:
What is your favorite line from movies/songs/poems/books?

"Give me a cheeseberger and a Dr Pepper, and make it snappy cause I'm in a hurry. I'm after the Bandit."

-Sherriff Buford T Justiss / Smokey and the Bandit


Your movie is on now- Am movie classics.
 
Smiling JOe said:
:floor:I know, I am watching it.
"Hey Bandit, what she got on? Her mind?"


"I think I just went 10-100."
"Well, I guess that's better than 10-200."


Will, our son, just asked "Who is Burt Reynolds"? We had been talking about how young he looks-
 
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