Favorite Movie Lines

[Ocean Lover]

"Son...You got a panty on your head."
"The Doctor told us in simple terms that her insides was a rocky place my seed could find no purchase."

Both "Raising Arizona" Classic!

 

[Ocean Lover]

Planes, Trains and Automobiles---another with many good ones...

[waking up after sharing the same bed on the motel]
Neal: Del... Why did you kiss my ear?
Del: Why are you holding my hand?
Neal: [frowns] Where's your other hand?
Del: Between two pillows...
Neal: Those aren't pillows!

 

[appalach]

Oh, there won't be any money. But when you die, on your death bed, you will receive total consciousness. So I got that going for me...which is nice.

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[scrltbegonya]

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.

Goodfellas

 

[Smiling JOe]

"Chip, we're all jacked up on Mountain Dew!" Ricky Bobby movie -- I forget the actual title.

 

[scrltbegonya]

He's so confused he doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt

Steel Magnolias

 

[Miss Critter]

"Sell crazy someplace else; we're all stocked up here." Jack Nicholson in As Good As It Gets

YouTube - As Good as it Gets - You're a wonderful man!!

 

[Miss Critter]

?I really don?t drink.?
?Yeah, well, now?s a good time to pretend?
??Gene Hackman and Hank Azaria, The Birdcage

YouTube - The Birdcage (1996) - Trailer

 

[Miss Critter]

"I'll have what she's having." When Harry Met Sally


YouTube - Katz's Delicatessen - in "When Harry Met Sally"

 

[Dia]

Dumb & Dumber:

Harry: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Lloyd: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of sh!t, man.

Harry: Where are we gonna go?
Lloyd: I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.
Harry: Oh, I don't know, Lloyd. The French are a$$holes.

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