DolphinDude
Beach Comber
In "Outlaw Josey Wales" - Chief Dan as the aging Indian warrior Lone Watie... calls himself a civilized Indian - "We're civilized because white men can sneak up on us."
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Beachbummette
SoWal Insider
I picked up the movie tonight at the library...Sam hasn't seen it. I love it when I can share a classic with her.;-)
I made lil' FFF watch it with me a couple of years ago for the first time, she loved it!DolphinDude
Beach Comber
Of course "Cool Hand Luke" -
Captain: You gonna get used to wearin' them chains after awhile, Luke. Don't you never stop listenin' to them clinking, cause they gonna remind you of what I've been saying -- for your own good.
Luke: I wish you'd stop being so good to me, Cap'm.
Captain: Don't you ever talk that way to me. Never! Never!
[addressing prisoners]
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Some men, you just can't reach.
So you get what we had here last week -- which is the way he wants it.
Well, he gets it.
And I don't like it anymore than you men.
Captain: You gonna get used to wearin' them chains after awhile, Luke. Don't you never stop listenin' to them clinking, cause they gonna remind you of what I've been saying -- for your own good.
Luke: I wish you'd stop being so good to me, Cap'm.
Captain: Don't you ever talk that way to me. Never! Never!
[addressing prisoners]
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Some men, you just can't reach.
So you get what we had here last week -- which is the way he wants it.
Well, he gets it.
And I don't like it anymore than you men.
Matt J
SWGB
Love love love the movie Jeffrey, BB this is a must see if you haven't seen it.
[Regarding his brush with Mother Theresa]
Jeffrey: She looked good.
Sterling: Please, she's had work done.
Darius: Who's Martha Stewart?
Sterling: She writes picture books about gracious living. Martha says that nothing else matters if you can do a nice dried floral arrangement. I worship her.
Darius: And, um, who's Ann Miller?
Sterling: Leave this house.
Sterling: [putting on a red shawl] Can I do this, or will I look like some sort of gay superhero?
[Father Dan has just tried to kiss Jeffrey]
Jeffrey: Wait! You're really a priest?
Father Dan: Of course.
Jeffrey: But... I mean, aren't you supposed to be straight and celibate?
Father Dan: Maybe you didn't hear me. I'm a CATHOLIC priest. Historically, that falls somewhere between chorus boy and florist.
Skip Winkley: Who is your biggest sexual fantasy?
Barney's Waiter: [wipes the side of his mouth seductively] Den-ZEL Washington.
Jeffrey: The guy at the gym.
Sterling: Yoko Ono.
[everyone looks at Sterling with a suprised look]
Sterling: To see the apartment!
[Regarding his brush with Mother Theresa]
Jeffrey: She looked good.
Sterling: Please, she's had work done.
Darius: Who's Martha Stewart?
Sterling: She writes picture books about gracious living. Martha says that nothing else matters if you can do a nice dried floral arrangement. I worship her.
Darius: And, um, who's Ann Miller?
Sterling: Leave this house.
Sterling: [putting on a red shawl] Can I do this, or will I look like some sort of gay superhero?
[Father Dan has just tried to kiss Jeffrey]
Jeffrey: Wait! You're really a priest?
Father Dan: Of course.
Jeffrey: But... I mean, aren't you supposed to be straight and celibate?
Father Dan: Maybe you didn't hear me. I'm a CATHOLIC priest. Historically, that falls somewhere between chorus boy and florist.
Skip Winkley: Who is your biggest sexual fantasy?
Barney's Waiter: [wipes the side of his mouth seductively] Den-ZEL Washington.
Jeffrey: The guy at the gym.
Sterling: Yoko Ono.
[everyone looks at Sterling with a suprised look]
Sterling: To see the apartment!
Lisa_at_the_beach
Beach Fanatic
As Good As It Gets...
Woman: How do you write women so well?
Melvin: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.
Woman: How do you write women so well?
Melvin: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.
Lisa_at_the_beach
Beach Fanatic
The Birdcage....I could go on and on and on with this one......
Albert: Don't give me that tone!
Armand: What tone?
Albert: That sarcastic contemptuous tone that means you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing because I'm a woman.
Armand: You're not a woman.
Albert: Oh, you bastard!
Albert Goldman: Whatever I am, he made me! I was adorable once, young and full of hope. And now look at me! I'm this short, fat, insecure, middle-aged THING!
Armand: I made you short?
Agador: Armand, why don't you let me be in the show? Are you afraid of my Guatemalan-ness?
Armand: Your what?
Agador: My Guatemalan-ness, my natural heat. You're afraid I'm too primitive to be on the stage with your little estrogen rockettes, right?
Armand: You're right. I'm afraid of your heat.
Albert: Don't give me that tone!
Armand: What tone?
Albert: That sarcastic contemptuous tone that means you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing because I'm a woman.
Armand: You're not a woman.
Albert: Oh, you bastard!
Albert Goldman: Whatever I am, he made me! I was adorable once, young and full of hope. And now look at me! I'm this short, fat, insecure, middle-aged THING!
Armand: I made you short?
Agador: Armand, why don't you let me be in the show? Are you afraid of my Guatemalan-ness?
Armand: Your what?
Agador: My Guatemalan-ness, my natural heat. You're afraid I'm too primitive to be on the stage with your little estrogen rockettes, right?
Armand: You're right. I'm afraid of your heat.
Miss Critter
Beach Fanatic
Every time I watch that movie my stomach hurts from laughing so much. "I tole ju I ca walk in deez chooz." Plop.
Miss Critter
Beach Fanatic
"I thought that record was gonna stand forever. Folks don't seem to have a taste for testicles no more." Funny Farm
YouTube - Funny Farm - Sheep Balls
YouTube - Funny Farm - Sheep Balls
