for you kathydwells, dahlin - some more southern talkin'

[DD]

He was a bat turd!

 

[Teresa]

He was a bat turd!

 

[kathydwells]

OMG...Bless your heart's (I say this alot) you guy's have made me laugh so hard this mornin'. So now I am fixin to finish my cereal with sweet milk....and get to workin'. My dahlings have a sunny day!!!!

 

[Rita]

:rofl: These are so good! Thanks ...

.

 

[Teresa]

OMG...Bless your heart's (I say this alot) you guy's have made me laugh so hard this mornin'. So now I am fixin to finish my cereal with sweet milk....and get to workin'. My dahlings have a sunny day!!!!

No, Kathy - bless your heart and give me some sugar too...

 

[kathydwells]

No, Kathy - bless your heart and give me some sugar too...

Pucker up! ;-)

Now here is another one that cracked me up!!!!

After the tourist had been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, He beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady; Can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece of ass?"

"Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl.

Then she looked around the room, smiled and added, "Sure, why not? You're nice looking too and it's pretty slow here right now, so why don't we just slip away up to your room?"

When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table and the waitress asked, "Will there be anything else, sir?"

"Why yes," replied the southern gentleman "Ah sure 'preciate what y'all just' did for me; it was real sweet and right neighborly, but where ah come from in Alabama, we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah still need to trouble y'all for a piece uh ass for mah drink."

 

[Jdarg]

Pucker up! ;-)

Now here is another one that cracked me up!!!!

After the tourist had been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, He beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady; Can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece of ass?"

"Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl.

Then she looked around the room, smiled and added, "Sure, why not? You're nice looking too and it's pretty slow here right now, so why don't we just slip away up to your room?"

When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table and the waitress asked, "Will there be anything else, sir?"

"Why yes," replied the southern gentleman "Ah sure 'preciate what y'all just' did for me; it was real sweet and right neighborly, but where ah come from in Alabama, we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah still need to trouble y'all for a piece uh ass for mah drink."

Is this story really about Triple B???:rofl:

 

[kathydwells]

Is this story really about Triple B???:rofl:

Man am I in trouble. Thanks alot Jen-ay for letting the cat out of the bag. Do you know how mad he is going to be at me for telling his secrets!!!! ;-)

 

[jessifunn]

rednecks :roll:

 

[kathydwells]

rednecks :roll:

Proud of it. :roll: