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seagrovegirl

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Any advice. Just ask and you will get a modern and honest SGG opinion. Checked and responded to daily....Let's go!!!:lolabove:
 
:floor::floor:You crack me up.


Dear SGG,

WHY does the chicken continue crossing the road?
Can we ever have world peace with all that clucking & crossing going on?
What can be done to end the madness?

Dune-AHH
 
Dear Dune-AHH

Chickens cross the road because they are stupid...don't worry about it.

All problems of the world can be solved and peace attained during a Fire Brunch, or just a visit to Sowal. Case in fact, we had a Sowal Soiree Summit last night. Puddin' Shots for Iran and Afganistan

Prozac for the middle eastern men and let the Iraqi women rule over there. Even though women over there are somewhat uneducated, they would do a much better job. Give the men razors...Jeez.

Next question.
 
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Dear SGG,
I have been with this guy for almost ten years. We got engaged a couple years ago and now I find out that he has been dating another woman for several months, giving her jewelry, wining and dining her, etc.
In a moment of weakness I took him back, but have now reconsidered.
My question is this: what ammo and swamp do you recommend to permanently solve this problem?
Sincerely,
Finally Wising Up
 
Dear Finally Wising Up:

Call the woman with the jewelry, I would be willing to bet she would have some creative and entertaining suggestions. Torture, humiliation on Sowal.com, then 50 caliber ammo should be sufficient to obliterate all pieces and parts, so a swamp would not be necessary.
 
Dear SSG

I have this friend who was looking forward to a future bromance. Upon meeting the potential bromanceee it was discovered that he was a she. My friend already has a wonderful she and he is so confused. What is a jilted guy to to. :bang:

sleepless in SoWal
 
Dear SGG,

Need your take on things. What would you say a good age is for the first marriage between two people? What is a good age to begin a family?

I know young people are putting this off, and just shacking up, thanks to the pill, and compared to my grandparents time, couples are waiting longer. I need to know a modern timeline for these?
 
Dear SSG

I have this friend who was looking forward to a future bromance. Upon meeting the potential bromanceee it was discovered that he was a she. My friend already has a wonderful she and he is so confused. What is a jilted guy to to. :bang:

sleepless in SoWal

Dear Sleepless in Sowal:

You will continue to be confused because I am too....... :idontno: If you can figure out if Shelly is a he or she, please let me know.

The sleepless thing I can help with. Go to the Red Bar for a few hours, best medicine in town!!:drink:
 
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