Forget Dear Abby, ask SGG for advice

[seagrovegirl]

Dear SGG,

Need your take on things. What would you say a good age is for the first marriage between two people? What is a good age to begin a family?

I know young people are putting this off, and just shacking up, thanks to the pill, and compared to my grandparents time, couples are waiting longer. I need to know a modern timeline for these?

Remember you are in the deep south and if your future pa-in-law has a winchester up your butt, 14 is acceptable for the first marrieage and 16 for the second. Now as far as children are concerned, you don't have to start early and have one baby at a time, with modern technology, you can wait til you want (before the age of 50 recommended) and have a WHOLE litter at once!! ;-)

 

[TreeFrog]

Dear SGG

Will I be a social outcast if I drink red wine with seafood?

What, exactly, distinguishes a soiree from a party?

Have you actually seen a coyote in Seagrove, other than the eatery?

Can I have a cookie now?

 

[njackie]

Remember you are in the deep south and if your future pa-in-law has a winchester up your butt, 14 is acceptable for the first marrieage and 16 for the second. Now as far as children are concerned, you don't have to start early and have one baby at a time, with modern technology, you can wait til you want (before the age of 50 recommended) and have a WHOLE litter at once!! ;-)

You are just funny! I love all of your answers!

 

[Lynnie]

Dear SSG

I have this friend who was looking forward to a future bromance. Upon meeting the potential bromanceee it was discovered that he was a she. My friend already has a wonderful she and he is so confused. What is a jilted guy to to.

sleepless in SoWal

I've read this one at least a half a dozen times and I am completely confused.

 

[ohmom]

what a relief...I too am confused. Thought I was paying for all my virtue today...no caffiene until 5 p.m. What was I thinking????

Dear SGG

Who started the idea that caffiene is a bad thing? How badly can I hurt them without going to jail? How many guilty pleasures is too many? Since it comes from a bean, can't chocolate be considered a vegetable?
So sorry for monopolizing your time...it's been one of those days
I think the brownies are cool enough to eat so I must be off!

 

[seagrovegirl]

Dear SGG

Will I be a social outcast if I drink red wine with seafood?

What, exactly, distinguishes a soiree from a party?

Have you actually seen a coyote in Seagrove, other than the eatery?

Can I have a cookie now?

Dear Cookie Monster:

You can only be a social outcast if you are not drinking, so red is fine with seafood.

Soiree just sounds better and anyone can have, or be at a party (partae). Now, to be at a soiree, it just sounds so much more special, as in Sowal Soiree. Now that I think about it, Sowal Suwee sounds good too.

Yes, I have seen and heard Coyotes in Seagrove dead and alive. I've seen the man type alive and some man types should be dead. I've started a lsit.

Some Doctors and diet snobs would say NO COOKIE. But Doctors and skinny people die early and stupidly deprived, so I recommend a dose of cookie whenever you want one or ten. Have you ever noticed that skinny people and doctors are grumpy???

 

[seagrovegirl]

I've read this one at least a half a dozen times and I am completely confused.

Lynnie, it is all part of the Oct 09' Sowal Soiree Summit saga..........

A smart sowal newbie figured out, very quickly I might add, that nothing is as it seems, specially here.
It reminds me of the days when I was a young teen before MTV. A song on the radio conjured up your imagination of what that singer would look like. I had the biggest crush on the lead for the group Queen until I saw him on TV. It ruined the image.

TT's friend wanted to be a buddy with another guy on sowal, only when introduced to that particular sowaler did he realize it was a chick.

 

[seagrovegirl]

what a relief...I too am confused. Thought I was paying for all my virtue today...no caffiene until 5 p.m. What was I thinking????

Dear SGG

Who started the idea that caffiene is a bad thing? How badly can I hurt them without going to jail? How many guilty pleasures is too many? Since it comes from a bean, can't chocolate be considered a vegetable?
So sorry for monopolizing your time...it's been one of those days
I think the brownies are cool enough to eat so I must be off!

Dear Confused Too:

Caffiene is bad??? WTF? I bet a skinny person or doctor came up with that one...again, that is why they are grumpy and dead.

Honey it depends on who or what you are trying to hurt.

Never feel guilty! Just focus on the present.

Chocolate can be anything you want it to be, anywhere you want it to be. It is the perfect food. Aren't beans legumes??

Ok, glad to hear you have brownies, I was starting to get concerned that you were a doctor or skinny. I'll PM you my address, you can bring me some brownies.

 

[scooterbug44]

It has been scientifically proven that both chocolate and red wine are good for you.

 

[seagrovegirl]

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