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Forget Dear Abby, ask SGG for advice

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kit75 said:
How old is too old to date a guy if gal is 34?:confused: Met a really nice guy He is 50. Should I just be friends! Have not actually went on date yet but I know it'coming. I think I need everyone's help on this one!:bang: When he asks and he will, if answer is don't go out with him how do you let him down easy? :idontno:
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Dear Spring Chicken:

No man is ever too old, thank you Viagra. Keep in mind, most men are not nice and want many things, mainly one. So keep it friendly til you are ready for the next leap. Then leap quick while there is still some vigor left.

The teeth are important, what kind of shape are they in and are they his? There is nothing worse than waking up and find you are laying on some guys teeth. (A certain sowaler can attest to this) Does he dance like a dork, or is he pretty hip? Will he embarrass you in front of your friends?

How is his blood pressure and what medication does he take? Medication effects performance. If he is local I probably know him and can give you some scoop.:biggrin:
 
seagrovegirl said:
Dear Wonderin in Nowal:

^?!!%%$# MEN. It seems your crazy friend could use any diversion from men, so I am sure she would welcome any suggestions or advice. You dreamed of a career for your friend? This could be interesting.
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Dear SGG... Yes I think that she would have a career in Stand up Comedy as she is so quick with the one-liners... WHAT do you think?

Wonderin in Nowal.....:idontno:
 
Crazy K said:
Kitlit, get D-Ma something to do. She's a loosing it!!!!! LOL. Hen Partae in Nov. sounds like fun, but I have quit drinking, smoking, chewing nicorette for 2 months which includes Nov. Maybe I need to send a letter to Dear SGG for a little help.
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You Know that I am There......:clap:
 
My brand of advice..................................NEXT
 
seagrovegirl said:
Remember you are in the deep south and if your future pa-in-law has a winchester up your butt, 14 is acceptable for the first marrieage and 16 for the second. Now as far as children are concerned, you don't have to start early and have one baby at a time, with modern technology, you can wait til you want (before the age of 50 recommended) and have a WHOLE litter at once!! ;-)
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:floor::floor:
 
Dear SGG.

Thanks so much for your advice on my caffiene and chocolate issues...I felt much better after your wise words.
This morning something new appeared. I looked in the mirror and once again my mom (God rest her soul) appeared. Not only was mom in the mirror where I should be, now her double chin was there too! Not only was mom and her double chin in the mirror, I noticed the double chin seemed to hang left...flabbier on the left than on the right. So now what...how can I get mom out of the mirror and back to heaven, what can I do about the double chin and why does is go left?
I am perplexed and bummed...thanks for listening
 
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