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Beach Runner said:
Question: How do ghosts dance?
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Is this like Freaky Friday? Why are you upside down BR? Isn't the blood rushing to your head? I think the answer to your Question is...Go ask Casper.
 
gotothebeachmom said:
Talked to Mr Otter earlier, gave him the 411 on a B-sitter. He a GB may be dune watching in GB tonite! We are all on full moon alert here in SoWal. ;-)

Have Cheezit's, and libations on hand just in case! Will provide a full detailed report at a later time!
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The moon is quite beautiful tonight! Almost there! Who's on full moon in the dune alert...RO, GB or both? YIKES!!
 
BigR said:
Ole Miss v Alabama update:

"Anthrax scare for the University of Mississippi"

Ole Miss football practice was delayed nearly two hours
today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery
substance on the practice field.
Head Coach Ed Orgeron immediately suspended practice while
police and federal investigators were called to investigate. After a
complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white
substance unknown to the players was the goal line.
Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team
was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
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:clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1:
 
10/21/2005

It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo.The zoo is not very busy this morning. As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large hairy gorilla. Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape. (no pun intended.) He jumps up on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress and the husband noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny. He suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow some more. She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to tear the bars down. 'Now try lifting your dress up your thighs and sort of fan it at him.' This drives the gorilla absolutely crazy and now he's doing flips. Then the husband nabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut. 'Now, tell HIM you have a headache.'
 
kathydwells said:
10/21/2005

It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo.The zoo is not very busy this morning. As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large hairy gorilla. Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape. (no pun intended.) He jumps up on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress and the husband noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny. He suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow some more. She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to tear the bars down. 'Now try lifting your dress up your thighs and sort of fan it at him.' This drives the gorilla absolutely crazy and now he's doing flips. Then the husband nabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut. 'Now, tell HIM you have a headache.'
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OUTSTANDING! The Queen of Funny reigns supreme!
 
A guy goes to his dentist because he has a toothache. The dentist says No Problem, we'll give you a shot of novacaine and you'll be all set.

The guy says he's allergic to novacaine. The dentist says No Problem, we'll give you some laughing gas and you'll be all set.

The guy says he's allergic to laughing gas. The dentist says No Problem, we'll give you some Viagra and you'll be all set.

VIAGRA? says the guy.

Yeah, the dentist says. You'll need something to hold onto when that tooth comes out. :biggrin:
 
Mermaid said:
A guy goes to his dentist because he has a toothache. The dentist says No Problem, we'll give you a shot of novacaine and you'll be all set.

The guy says he's allergic to novacaine. The dentist says No Problem, we'll give you some laughing gas and you'll be all set.

The guy says he's allergic to laughing gas. The dentist says No Problem, we'll give you some Viagra and you'll be all set.

VIAGRA? says the guy.

Yeah, the dentist says. You'll need something to hold onto when that tooth comes out. :biggrin:
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:lolabove: :funn:
 
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