Lady takes her pet duck to a veterinarian because he looks listless, asks for an evaluation. Vet says, "Lady, this duck is dead." She asks for the opinions of two more on-site specialists, on a Friday afternoon around 5 p.m. Vet brings in a Laborador retreiver and a cat. The Lab takes a look at the duck, sniffs it and walks away. The cat walks over, circles the duck, rolls its eyes and runs off. Lady by this time is convinced the duck is, indeed dead. Vet presents the lady with a bill for $ 1,500 which she is startled by and which raises questions. Vet replies, "Well, my evaluation was only $50, but the cat-scan and Lab test brought the charges to $ 1,500!