Friday Funny

[Landlocked]

A man and a woman were driving down the road and arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reaches over and slices the man's penis off. Angrily, she tosses it out the car window.

Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9-year-old daughter. The little girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacks the car on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off. Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"

Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."

The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says, "Sure had a big d*ck, didn't it

 

[ktschris]

:rofl: Too funny!

 

[skippertoo]

:funn:

 

[kathydwells]

 

[kathydwells]

Top 10 Reasons Why Halloween is Better Than Sex:


10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives it to you.

6. It's OK if the person you're with fantasizes that you are someone else, because well ... you are.

5. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear ya moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the morning after.

1. And the No. 1 reason why trick or treating is better than sex is............. YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!!

 

[RiverOtter]

A man and a woman were driving down the road and arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reaches over and slices the man's penis off. Angrily, she tosses it out the car window.

Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9-year-old daughter. The little girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacks the car on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off. Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"

Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."

The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says, "Sure had a big d*ck, didn't it

Amazing what they know isn't it :funn:

 

[Landlocked]

Grandkids are great aren't they?

 

[RiverOtter]

Grandkids are great aren't they?

I bet somebody had to go find a switch after that stunt

 

[Landlocked]

I bet somebody had to go find a switch after that stunt

Oh don't you know it? Sounds like you've had to do that too. I remember picking my own.

 

[RiverOtter]

Oh don't you know it? Sounds like you've had to do that too. I remember picking my own.

You bet.