Friday Funny

[kathydwells]

A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman standing alone. ​

He approached her and asked her name.

"My name is Carmen," she told him.

"That's a beautiful name," he said. "Is it a family name?"

"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things
I like most - cars and men."

"What's your name?" she asked.
"Beerf***," he said.
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Didn't take long for the T-shirts to come out!

 

[kathydwells]

And another one...it was a slow morning, starting to pick up some.

An older couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to dress up and go out.

The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a lemon between her legs.

When she came out, the old man cried,"You can't go out like that!"

She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you!"

Whereupon he retired to the bedroom and came out stark raving naked with a potato tied to his tallywhacker.

The old woman says, "You're going out like that?" and he replies, "Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a dick-tator.

 

[Miss Kitty]

crabbydick will like that one!

 

[audie]

 

[Allifunn]

laughing at all of these

 

[CastlesOfSand]

Good to be back!

 

[Miss Kitty]

Good to be back!

Where you been? DTinTX has been awol from sowal as well!