Funniest thing you've ever seen?

[OnMackBayou]

For me, it was about ten years ago at Gruene Hall in the Texas Hill Country. It's an ancient saloon where even the furniture is older than Willie Nelson, a frequent guest there.

I was in the men's room making room for some more Shiner Bock, standing shoulder to shoulder with about ten other guys at a community trough that hangs on the wall. The fellow drunk standing next to me told his buddy, who was standing next to him, "Hey, I got a girl's phone number!" "No way!" his buddy replied. "Did so, here, it's in my wallet."

The drunk pulls out his wallet to get the piece of paper....and fumbles it down into the trough in front of his buddy, who never stops doing his business all over it. He never changed expression, just kept looking down and urinating and said, "She'll never go out with you after she hears about this."

 

[BeachDreamer]

He never changed expression, just kept looking down and urinating and said, "She'll never go out with you after she hears about this."

:laughing1 That is hilarious! I can't think of a thing that could compete. :clap_1:

 

[amylouky]

My best friend in high school had a cat and a small poodle which was about the size of the cat. Said cat loved to chase the poodle around the house. Well, one day the cat caught the poodle.. but got its claws stuck in the poodle-like fur on the poor dog's butt.
So here we have a frantic dog tearing through the house, with a frantic cat attached to its rear end.. both of them eventually got so freaked out they started peeing all over the place. I was laughing so hard, I must admit I nearly did too!

 

[OnMackBayou]

That would have won on America's Funniest Home Videos!

 

[Smiling JOe]

That would have won on America's Funniest Home Videos!

Yes, it probably would have, but who really wants to see video of Amylouky peeing her pants?

 

[amylouky]

Yes, it probably would have, but who really wants to see video of Amylouky peeing her pants?

You'd be surprised. You don't look at many of the XXX websites, do you?

 

[OnMackBayou]

Yes, it probably would have, but who really wants to see video of Amylouky peeing her pants?

Pee humor-goooooood......

 

[Smiling JOe]

You'd be surprised. You don't look at many of the XXX websites, do you?

And you know a thing or two about these sites yourself, do ya? Why would porn sites have pictures of people peeing their pants? I thought they were necked?

 

[amylouky]

And you know a thing or two about these sites yourself, do ya? Why would porn sites have pictures of people peeing their pants? I thought they were necked?

You've been drinking Evian backwards, haven't you?
Just kidding.. although, one trip to ConsumptionJunction.com will DEFINITELY skew your view on life..
Not recommending the site, just sayin'..

 

[Smiling JOe]

You've been drinking Evian backwards, haven't you?
Just kidding.. although, one trip to ConsumptionJunction.com will DEFINITELY skew your view on life..
Not recommending the site, just sayin'..

I am not even going there. Now what was that name?