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SoWal Expert
Well, SCORE one for me. I've accomplished some of my GOALS for today. And I haven't even been near a television, much less listened to one ANNOUNCER. I'd SOONER see my LONGHORNS in a pasture, thank you very much. I now have AUBURN hair although I did for a while consider CRIMSON TIDE for the color. My neighbor has a BULLDOG that he VOLUNTEERed to give me, but I told I'm rather have a pet GATOR. My neighbor said he used to deal in GAMECOCKs, but got outta that racket years ago, when he went to the pen in ALABAMA for illegal tresspassing. He's originally from TENNESSEE, but had to leave when some crazy woman and her son kept stalking him. He lived in FLORIDA for a while, but had to leave there because he couldn't count. He said he met a girl who went to LSU and he followed her to Louisiana, but couldn't understand the language there. He joined the circus for a while in GEORGIA and trained TIGERS, but got pissed off when some guy named Sigfried stole his job. He drilled for oil in OKLAHOMA some, but couldn't hit a gusher, so he moved on to TEXAS, where he resides across the street from me. Just another day in the life...................
