goofy dog

[audie]

one of my friends at work got me one of those homedics massagers that looks like a big purple bug with 3 legs and you turn it on and it vibrates. i was sitting here the other night feeling ornery, so i decided to terrorize the dog with it because she is a 110 pound chicken. i turned it on and put it on her fully expecting to get bit, and she reclined back and had this look of contentment on her face - she loves it. has to be massaged 3 or 4 times a day now. what a pampered pooch

 

[skippertoo]

Thats funny . I would expect my dog to run from the room.

 

[audie]

i'm surprised she didn't - she is terrified of the ****-zu that lives across the street, and my husband's snow boots, and the sweeper - what a wuss !

 

[bsmart]

one of my friends at work got me one of those homedics massagers that looks like a big purple bug with 3 legs and you turn it on and it vibrates. i was sitting here the other night feeling ornery, so i decided to terrorize the dog with it because she is a 110 pound chicken. i turned it on and put it on her fully expecting to get bit, and she reclined back and had this look of contentment on her face - she loves it. has to be massaged 3 or 4 times a day now. what a pampered pooch

I had to read that again...you are talking about an electric massager, and then I thought you said that you were feeling horny....WHOA!!!

 

[audie]

I had to read that again...you are talking about an electric massager, and then I thought you said that you were feeling horny....WHOA!!!

funny thing - there are 2 ladies at work who are rumored to be lesbians that i am friends with, and i told my hubby they got me a vibrator for christmas - the look on his face was priceless !

 

[skippertoo]

:rofl: :clap_1:

funny thing - there are 2 ladies at work who are rumored to be lesbians that i am friends with, and i told my hubby they got me a vibrator for christmas - the look on his face was priceless !

 

[iwishiwasthere]

Thats funny . I would expect my dog to run from the room.

Not mine. She would be fighting for her chance. I believe I may get carpal tunnel from rubbing her so much. At least a machine would give me a break.

 

[audie]

dory's got bad hips from age/weight, so when she wants attention she starts limping. now she limps by the massager and stares at it as she goes by. she is worse than a kid ! and of course when she does this i race to rub her hips. i am hopeless.