Got Stood Up!!!!!

[DD]

I think we have a theme for the soiree!

Sowal Extreme Cougar Makeover!

You just have to show up. We'll bring the botox (Miss Kitty has a non-invasive procedure as well), leopard skin, hair extensions, spack...er makeup, and the fire will provide just the soft lighting to set off the whole ensemble. You'll be beating off 18 year-olds with a stick in no time.

i'm in!

 

[NoHall]

I think we have a theme for the soiree!

Sowal Extreme Cougar Makeover!

You just have to show up. We'll bring the botox (Miss Kitty has a non-invasive procedure as well), leopard skin, hair extensions, spack...er makeup, and the fire will provide just the soft lighting to set off the whole ensemble. You'll be beating off 18 year-olds with a stick in no time.

i'm in!

Sounds great--is there a makeup makeup date?

I have one condition: Can we do all this without the dating at the end? I'm with scooterbug. The only thing worse than being stood up is dating.

 

[DD]

Sounds great--is there a makeup makeup date?

I have one condition: Can we do all this without the dating at the end? I'm with scooterbug. The only thing worse than being stood up is dating.

Oh please. I'm sorry to tell you that you and sb do not qualify as cougars.

 

[seagrovegirl]

When's your birthday? This Friday? Or, are you celebrating someone else?

Mine is Friday........

 

[seagrovegirl]

That can be arranged, if necessary!

And just for the record-- it most definitely was not you, but him who missed out on something great the other night! What a dumb bass! :roll:;-)

OMG..I LOVE YOU, kitlit............

 

[seagrovegirl]

Do we know if batturd is ok? He's not laid up in the hospital or in a ditch somewhere is he? I don't feel badly bashing a batturd if I know he's alive and well......and, just being a batturd. But, if he were sick or dying or something, I'd feel badly about it........do we know?

He finally called me the next day...because he finally answered his phone and recieved my message........he's alive. He was hung over from the night before and fell asleep.

 

[seagrovegirl]

I think we have a theme for the soiree!

Sowal Extreme Cougar Makeover!

You just have to show up. We'll bring the botox (Miss Kitty has a non-invasive procedure as well), leopard skin, hair extensions, spack...er makeup, and the fire will provide just the soft lighting to set off the whole ensemble. You'll be beating off 18 year-olds with a stick in no time.

I thought I was a MILF.....not ready for the Cougar Camp.....I think??????

 

[hnooe]

He finally called me the next day...because he finally answered his phone and recieved my message........he's alive. He was hung over from the night before and fell asleep.

Keep your guard up girl on that one, if, in fact, YOU are even still interested-- he may have other "issues."

 

[seagrovegirl]

Sounds great--is there a makeup makeup date?

I have one condition: Can we do all this without the dating at the end? I'm with scooterbug. The only thing worse than being stood up is dating.

I beleive this will be my sig line....love ya, HoHall.......you come up with the best stuff!!!!

 

[seagrovegirl]

It could have been worse - the batturd could have shown up! ;-)

You must know me........